O Captain! My Captain! Congratulations on your gold!

It's funny that everyone thinks my user name refers to a seafaring captain, when it actually refers to this Army captain from "Apocalypse Now". But if you all want to think of me as a pirate, that's fine.

So where's the booty around here? (Not a pun, but a ribald double-entendre, n'est-ce pas?)

Shut up. We are congratulating you.

^LOL!

Hey, congrats, Pirate Willard! Keep up the awesome sifting, brother!!!

Ehhhhhhhhh Try, again. Congratulations not in the form of a pun, insult, or derision of any kind or pirate reference.

Yaaaarghhh.... eerrr... I mean, Yes Sir! I Salute you Sir!

Or whatever...

Congrats!

I love the smell of gold in the morning - smells like victory. congrats cap'n.

I don't know much about pirates or captains; I just came here to hit on the sexy waitress holding those big burgers. Tell me yer not spokin' fer, Ms. Homlz.

Congrats to the CPT!

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The horror... the horror...

anyone?

I believe you're quoting Col. Kurtz, daggedy-do. That's appropriate. You are in a remote corner of the world running a video cult, more or less. Which means you better keep an eye on Willard.
And if you end up tying him to a post in the pouring rain, please don't toss my severed head into his lap. I'm not a good cook anyway.

Hey Ms. Homlz, I hear you put out for *quality stars. Meet me in the parking lot when your shift ends at Mel's restaurant. Make sure you tell him to kiss your grits too.

Awarding MycroftHomlz with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by kronosposeidon.

Oh, Kronos you incestual wind god... you know how to flatter a man.

What you talkin' 'bout CaptWillard?!?!?

Anyway, way to go!

Quality, indeed! CaptWillard has dicks like Jesus! What? God, I'm turning into choggie.

*Plays Wagner*

That is all. Congrats.

Yay! Congrats to the Capt!!!

Wat to go Cap!

You and the Cap'n make it happen.

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

he walks around referring to himself as captain so that he can use the following pickup line on women in the local watering hole:

"Do you have any captain in you? Well would you like some?"

Little do you all know "Captain Willard" dresses and acts akin to Captain EO

Thanks again everyone. When I die I'll give you all my buried treasure map. And I promise not to harm dag...for now.

dag is protected by an army of siftbots. If you tried to hurt him, they'd yell in unison: "Invocations (harmondag) could not be called by CaptWillard because CaptWillard is not privileged - sorry...you must die"

grats capt! now help me find some fucking mangos.

I've seen sifts... sifts that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a self-linker. You have a right to ban me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to siftquisition me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what sifting means. Sifting. Sifting has a face... and you must make a friend of sifting.

Grats Captain!

I haven't seen Apocalypse Now. So congratulations. That's it; I'm done.

The HORROR! Your homework tonight: Go read Heart of Darkness!

Gratz Captain!