Blankfist confuses me. I don't know whether to be aroused or vomit.

"never surrender! Never give up!"

De-evolution of Videosift, in Action...congratulations.
The Photoshop twins can replace heads and faces.....Man, must have taken hours to perfect all the ins and outs of that software-Such diligence has created a "fresh" look for the site, and the collective unconsciousness, as always, follows the path of least resistance.....

"Sorry folks, tried to warn ya....."
- John the Baptist

I saw that movie too, Blankfist was shit in it.
Shave your legs fo' Chrissake!

Congrats on the bronze star, you can scribble the word "Sheriff" on it and pretend you mean something to the world

"I'm just jazzed to be on the show!"

I always knew he was a whore.

And to think all along I just thought you were some kind of sick pervert, but it turns out you're just slow. In that case I'll give you the heads up on all that A$$ GR@V33 you've been playing with. It's actually frothy mixture of 'personal' lubricant and fecal matter that's generated as a byproduct of anal sex. It is sometimes referred to as Santorum, in honor Senator Rick Santorum, once an evangelical senator from Pennsylvania. So now you know and knowing is half the battle!

Oh Sarzy, you're too much. Thanks for calling me a whore.

Remember guys, he doesn't kiss on the mouth.

Congrats Blankfist

No problem, blanky! Congrats again on that bronze star.

I think I just kissed Sarzy on the mouth. Does that mean I'm a whore who just fell in love or that Sarzy now has herpes?

Careful Blankfist. Whatever you do, don't let Richard Gere stuff you in his ass.

For once, I agree with Choggie...... I think. Thanks for ruining this site by sexy dancing for your dad, Sarzy.

"You shall not wear a material mixed of wool and linen together." -GOD

awseome

Random gen = new Random();
if (numberOfSifts > 15)
{
gwiz665.appreciation();
gwiz665.sarcasticRemark(gen.nextInt(0,1500));
}else {
gwiz665.sexualInnuendo(gen.nextInt(0,20000));
gwiz665.questionSexuality();
} // But then, I am a nerd.

Cool, congrats! =)

gwiz665.prototype.addToCurrentGay = function(amountsOfGay:Number){
gwiz665.add(Math.floor(amountsOfGay *= gwiz665.currentGay());
}

gwiz665.addToCurrentGay(99999999);

You look great with long hair, Blank. Like Julia Roberts, but hot.

Now that you've hit bronze, you can finally downvote videos. How about starting with the one of your Mexican midget?

That's a nice gem upgrade there.

'Was going to do a gerbil joke, but Snopes says it's not true:

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp

Sockpuppet reporting for duty! Initiating post-BDiamond Congratulatory Script...

10 Print "Congratulations to Blankfist!!"
20 Goto 10

"Congratulations to Blankfist!!"
"Congratulations to Blankfist!!"
"Congratulations to Blankfist!!"
"Congratulations to Blankfist!!"
"Congratulations to Blankfist!!"
"Congratulat^^

(mechanical gears grinding)
(flour sifting parts flying in all directions)

[Siftloadoverflow-initiating shutdown proced....]

It looks like you've been drinking too much of your A$$ GR@V33, way to work the system!

^ eeeewwwww.

July 4rth 2007....A date that will live, in infancy....

Grats BF!

BFF...

who's blankfist?

I AM BLANKFIST!!