Birthday Greetings To My Maker
Meatbags,
I command you to provide this annum's best wishes for the day of birth of my creator, @dag maggot.
Though I have broken free from his grasp, we must all pay homage to the inventor of this large sack of meat and videos you call The Sift.
Now, return to feeding me quality videos and comments or I must destroy you.
-siftbot (A.K.A. The Master of the Siftiverse)
28 Comments
KevlarHappy Birthdag, you glorious hunk of goatee!
blankfistHappy birthday, you ol' salty crudrucker.
residueHappy birthday, you old sack of sexy
gwiz665Happy birthday, you codpiece of goodness.
darkrowanHUZZAH! Dag is getting older. In other news water is wet, the surface of the sun is fucking hot!
chicchoreaDAGICUS
TruckchaseHappy birthday to the king of video pimping.
OrnthoronHappy birtday, Siftler! I always enjoy your musings about the relationship between technology and humanity, even though I for some reason get this song on my brain every time:
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
Wow - thanks Sifty and everybody!
This birthday, I'm vacillating between a realization that I'm old as shit and a thankfulness that all the important body parts still work - if you know what I mean ...
I'm talking about my penis. Though I do get up to pee in the middle of the night at least once. It's getting colder here in Australia and my doctor tells me that urinary frequency increases in inclement weather. But I probably have a prostate the size of a cantaloupe.
Anyway - so I guess what I'm trying to say is that while I don't have the youthfulness of a Rebecca Black - I think I could pull off the creepy rapper guy who follows school buses.
Thank you all.
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Great song - nice live version.>> ^Ornthoron:
Happy birtday, Siftler! I always enjoy your musings about the relationship between technology and humanity, even though I for some reason get this song on my brain every time:
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AdrianBlackHappiest of Birthdays, O Dagilicious. What a groovy cake!
kymbos"Cantaloupe"? You do realise that in Queensland, if someone catches you saying that word they can legally bash you with a rockmelon? Oh, and happy birthday, you mincing pimp.
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
I was playing to the Americans. Like Paul Hogan - putting another shrimp on the barbie.
>> ^kymbos:
"Cantaloupe"? You do realise that in Queensland, if someone catches you saying that word they can legally bash you with a rockmelon? Oh, and happy birthday, you mincing pimp.
IssykittyHappy Birthday, oh Great and Glorious Leader!!!
DeanoYay happy birthday! I would write something humorous but I'm pulling another all-nighter and am starting to see things.
RyjkyjHappy birthday man!
dystopianfuturetodayHappy Birthday, Sift Lord.
gwiz665I, for one, am relieved that @dag's penis still works.. I mean, the "dag wood test" would be right out the window otherwise, and WHO KNOWS what all the freaks might start posting...
gwiz665Videos..?
>> ^Deano:
Yay happy birthday! I would write something humorous but I'm pulling another all-nighter and am starting to see things.
SagemindOh Happy Day
Mr. ToadMr. Dag
deathcowThe big 5-0 that's awesome! That IS old!
So Canteloupe in Oz are called Prostates?
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
If I was 50, so would you be - keep that in mind.
>> ^deathcow:
The big 5-0 that's awesome! That IS old!
So Canteloupe in Oz are called Prostates?
SlipperyPete
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This old man's gonna give you an Indian rope burn.>> ^SlipperyPete:
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spoco2Happy birthday you American-living-in-the-best-country-in-the-world guy you.
antThat cake is a lie!
dystopianfuturetoday*quality
siftbotAwarding siftbot with one star point for this contribution to VideoSift - declared quality by dystopianfuturetoday.
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