Overlap phone sex with terrorist lingo. Duh.

Where's the option for VPN and other such things?

I'm currently Edward Snowden in any live chat with a company. Got a Shivani helping me out right now and he's yet to tell on me.

All of above!

Stand outside this address hurling feces at the windows-
9800 Savage Rd Fort Meade, MD 20755
(301) 688-6524

or, tie-up that switchboard asking Kenneth for the frequency....Prank call coordinated pizza delivery from every pizza haus within range...

Start building Faraday cages over all the houses on your block-

Flash-Mail thousands of envelopes to them stuffed with confectioner's sugar, baking soda, etc.

mail parcels filled with marzipan wrapped in aluminum foil with candy wires sticking-out...whole things edible-Big fun when they send the black SUV's to your front door and cordon off the block with swat-

Plant drugs in all the brass' cars them call the cops and the press at the same time...


*in Mr Roger's voice} "There's a lot you can do to make sure people are happy. What are some things you can think of to make those men in that concrete building happy?"

Voting for this poll ended in a tie between Overlap ordinary conversations with terrorist lingo. and Attach telephonic devices to all your pets..

You forgot the most obvious option:
attach your favourite screenshot of 2girls1cup to every email you send.

Write a worm that spreads to as many computers as possible that generates huge amounts of email & IM chatter - full of "terrorist lingo" of course. Choke them with billions of false positives...