I dig this chick! She's got some serious upper body strength!

And she's got such a creative mind.

This kind of turned me on--should I seek help?

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>> ^ponceleon:

I dig this chick! She's got some serious upper body strength!


You would be surprised what the human body is capable of when extremely horny.

Can't help but think of Tyler Clementi right now.

I'm glad we can't see her face, but I'll bet someone out there will recognize her.

I hope this doesn't end badly for her.

Doornography is a gateway to worse things.

Rule 34 = the game.

I don't care what anyone says, that door was asking for it.

Sometimes you just watch a video and you don't know what it means, but you're just transfixed anyway.

This was one of those times.

ps - can't believe QM missed the opportunity to call it a 'doorway' to worse things...

Awww aDoorable.

That would be too many "doors" in one sentence for Doora the Pansexual Explorer here.


>> ^kymbos:

Sometimes you just watch a video and you don't know what it means, but you're just transfixed anyway.
This was one of those times.
ps - can't believe QM missed the opportunity to call it a 'doorway' to worse things...

I wonder if she likes bi-fold doors and french doors also?

Opportunity knocks.

Her: Honey, I really need you to fix this door, it squeaks.
Him: Fuck the door, I have other things to do.
Her: Ooooookay, whatever gets you to fix it I guess.

It's probably because that door was well hung.

Get it?! Well hung? Ah, c'mon!

I actually tried to sign in triumphdoor... after watching this. Good for that door!

Lol, this video was ripe for commenting. The comments are event better than the actual content!

yes, now we all know where the term knob comes from.

She loves it when the "door hits her where the good lord slit her"

If she gets it on with a Dutch door, is that a threesome?

Pull my pants down low,
Check my lyrical flow.

AHhhhh, c'mon fuck a door!

A woman in her 70s recently confided to me that she never learned to masturbate, but she had her first orgasm while climbing a rope in gym. For years she thought that was the only way one could orgasm: string up a rope and shinny up it. I'll send her this door video and see what she thinks.

>> ^Boise_Lib:

This kind of turned me on--should I seek help?
are you a door?

she's a doork.

*femme

Adding video to channels (Femme) - requested by maatc.

Bloody hell, use a pillow woman. No one wants splinterclit!

>> ^mxxcon:

>> ^Boise_Lib:
This kind of turned me on--should I seek help?
are you a door?


No, but it's really sad that this door is getting more action than me.

>> ^Boise_Lib:

>> ^mxxcon:
>> ^Boise_Lib:
This kind of turned me on--should I seek help?
are you a door?

No, but it's really sad that this door is getting more action than me.
so there's a sure way to get some action, become a door

Speaking from bitter experience there, eh?
>> ^alien_concept:

Bloody hell, use a pillow woman. No one wants splinterclit!

>> ^gwiz665:

Speaking from bitter experience there, eh?
>> ^alien_concept:
Bloody hell, use a pillow woman. No one wants splinterclit!



There was this one time on a rocking horse...

Say no more, I already have a vivid mental image going...
>> ^alien_concept:

>> ^gwiz665:
Speaking from bitter experience there, eh?
>> ^alien_concept:
Bloody hell, use a pillow woman. No one wants splinterclit!


There was this one time on a rocking horse...

What a great name for a rock band--splinterclit!

I kissed a door and I liked it.

You can tell when the door likes it by how loud it squeaks.

Remember that next time your door at home squeaks - You tease.

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