"Safe for work..."

Until Ant sees it and protects us all from sex.

This really puts me in the mood....for soymilk *doublepromote

Double-Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Sunday, July 22nd, 2012 4:43am PDT - doublepromote requested by pumkinandstorm.

Hmm, slow it down just a bit to make it just a bit more viscous-looking. What on earth could they be trying to evoke? OH! I know! SPERM! You see? They are trying to make the soy-milk look like SPERM! OMG! THIS VIDEO IS SO SUBTLE! SEE! Like my post! The girl just got JIZZED ALL OVER HER FACE! HAHAHA! OMG! SO WITTY!

not really.

still upvote.

I'm a guy.

>> ^ponceleon:
I'm a guy.


On a horse?

For best results, throw Silk directly into your face. DO NOT INGEST SILK. If accidentally ingested, contact a doctor immediately.

Larry Flynt would be proud.

>> ^davidraine:

For best results, throw Silk directly into your face. DO NOT INGEST SILK. If accidentally ingested, contact a doctor immediately.
Hey she can swallow if she wants to!

Let's seeeee...Graceful flavor
100% Colesterol-free
low in saturated fat
naturally lactose-free
non genetically-modified ingredients..Yep, soy milk and semen share many refreshing and beneficial qualities "But does soy milk offer this, honey???...."
Move over Silk® ,It's MAN-MILK™ ....Only the jizmo, with proteins, vitamin C, amino acids, citrate, enzymes, flavins, fructose, acid phosphatase, citric acid, fibrinolysin, prostate specific antigen, proteolytic enzymes, zinc and baby-makin', wiggly-wigglers-has the unique combination that satisfies!!

>> ^davidraine:

For best results, throw Silk directly into your face. DO NOT INGEST SILK. If accidentally ingested, contact a doctor immediately.


So true. It IS soy milk, after all

But can it get you pregnant?

Why didn't they make her hold it in her mouth and show the camera before she swallowed?

Ah, to be 25 again and have that much penile power.

All it needs is EAZY-E saying, "splaaaasshhhhhh."

BUKKAKE!!

Could have been worse, it could have been an ad for Muscle Milk.

Glazed her like a doughnut!

>> ^chingalera:

Let's seeeee...Graceful flavor
100% Colesterol-free
low in saturated fat
naturally lactose-free
non genetically-modified ingredients..Yep, soy milk and semen share many refreshing and beneficial qualities "But does soy milk offer this, honey???...."
Move over Silk® ,It's MAN-MILK™ ....Only the jizmo, with proteins, vitamin C, amino acids, citrate, enzymes, flavins, fructose, acid phosphatase, citric acid, fibrinolysin, prostate specific antigen, proteolytic enzymes, zinc and baby-makin', wiggly-wigglers-has the unique combination that satisfies!!
But can you provide carton fulls at a time?

Wow, that's... that's really crap advertising.

Sex sells, to be sure, and using sex in a clever or at least classy way I can understand.

But throwing a bunch of milk in a pretty girl's face to evoke a facial? Yeah, soooo much thought has gone into this.

Downvote for the complete lack of thought, and the sexualisation of just bloody everything now.

I hope she goes on to have a successful career, because this has to be a low point.

"Video is private" *dead

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4 more comments have been lost in the ether at this killed duplicate.

Replaced video embed code with backup #5621 (supplied by member seltar) - embed replaced by member Fusionaut.

*notdead

This dead video has been deemed functional; it must have been accidentally declared dead - declared notdead by Fusionaut.

@Fusionaut

I left this dead for a reason. The reason was that it was a completely different video.
The video I sifted here - which died - was a spoof ad for Silk milk.
The version you wrongly duped is the original source.

Now, how can I restore the other video, as I want to keep this for the spoof ad - if it ever appears again?

>> ^Fusionaut:

notdead

Why do we think this is an ad for something? What's WU at the end?

Per @seltar, the submitter of both videos, this is not a dupe of: http://videosift.com/video/Milk-in-her-face

This post is a parody of that video and is currently unavailable.

It's back, with a custom embed. Hopefully working for everyone!

Every woman should want milk on their face.