"i'm sorry but you're too stupid to be allowed back on land."

Complete brain dead idiot, or blitzed, or something else? There was definitely something wrong with that guy.

Funny to see the windshield wipers continuing to run underwater. I'm not sure they're going to do much.

Possible dementia.

Looks almost like a stroke victim of some sort.

"What should I do?"
"Leave the car! Swim!"
"Stay in the car?"

Easily the funniest exchange I've heard today.

Also, something tells me that's not going to be easy to claim on insurance.

*promote the idiocy

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Shock seems more likely to me. As for the swimming, stroke survivor isn't out of the question, nor is any chest/shoulder operation.

*water, *eia

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Some people are so shocked to be woken up from their happy pappy slumber land where they never need to swim, they just need to pay their bills, follow traffic lights and signs, and everyone will do their job for them. After all, this man paid his taxes and this should have been taken care of by government, right? Ahhhh hahahahahahahaha

It's actually a Honda Insight hybrid

I'd leave a poor taste joke about hybrid drivers but that would be too easy - you're already thinking of one anyway.

A wise man would have found an alternate route. A Boss would have just driven across on that concrete embankment.

I wonder if this is a case of what Iain M. Banks called the Outside Context Problem. Sometimes you meet a situation so far out of your comprehension of the world you have no reasonable response to it.

It's quite easy as an outside observer to see what to do, but as someone in the situation it's horribly overwhelming.

A* genuine Boss would have owned a car boat.

Maybe a redneck boss but we're getting into some crazy territory here.