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Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by pumkinandstorm.

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Friday, March 22nd, 2013 1:09pm PDT - promote requested by pumkinandstorm.

I always treat women as equals... and that means: passed out drunk = draw sharpie dick on face =)

This is the right thing to do.

Yep! That is all we are wanting! Equality!

Wow, that was weird.

What I was expecting was him to put her in that "Don't choke on my own vomit" position, but she was pretty close to it in the first place.

Then I read the rape comment, and had to look up what Steubenville was all about, and AIGHHHHH!

That was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

Should replace "women" with "persons".

Yeah!!!! I would love to!!!!!!!!

Let's make this something that doesn't need to be said.

That is the world I want to live in.

I would probably choose something requiring a feather and some shaving cream.

...I get the message, but a "real man" would've carried her to a bed, and then used that couch to sleep on himself. Just saying.

Long time since i've been on the Sift. Only to find this little gem with 44 votes in just 11 hours. Damn Sifters, just realised hom much i've missed u guys. Keep it up

What are fake men?

Wonder if his GF knows he put her (sporting those cute n modest, un-revealing shorts) in a video while she was asleep to make this gem of gentlemanly endorsement?

Smells of douchebag....

Soo basically, I can videotape her and play with her hair so long I get her a blanket and a hot cup of cocoa?

The douche is strong in this one.

Perhaps this may be a demonstration video?

I would strap on a Oculus Rift headset on her and play the trapped in a burning building program.

Be sure to start a wastebasket fire nearby to complete the effect.

All I'm thinking is that her head looks uncomfortable. A night sleeping like that and you're gonna have a bad time.

he jizzed in the cocoa, i finally figured it out... that was tough but there's always a way to be creepy while appearing not... you just have to think! good job, real man.

When I seen the cup, I thought he was going to put her hand in a warm glass of water...

That's exactly what my first thought was...

That dude just fucked her neck up.

You fucking rapist...you goddamn rapist

That was funny as hell, man...:))

I would have a puke bucket near by... you know, no point being a gentlemen who clean up preventable mess.

Also, what' the point of having anything hot in the cup? It's gunna be cold when she wakes up. I'd say a Berocca tablet and a glass of water would be much more helpful for the hangovers.

Aw, how sweet, the beta male is prepping her for when her boyfriend shows up. This is actually how you respect a woman's boyfriend. At least by the context which I'm believing this to come from.

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Sift of the week!

A perfectly acceptable video riiiiiiight up until the end where it took the valid and timely point it had made and ruined it with the preachy "real men" line.

Fail snatched from the jaws of win.

HIGH FIVE EVERYONE !

No one got raped !

- This is so staged. Where do I sign up for the women studies class? down the hall to the right ?