Alternate title: Good reason not to be a dumbass on a motorcycle.

I don't do stunts on my motorcycle and I wear more protection than these guys. I'm wondering if maybe I'm being too cautious sometimes!

I imagine that left quite the skid mark.

If you want a unicycle, buy a unicycle, don't mock the motorcycle gods.

Some lessons are tough in life.
Hell be picking scabs off his back for weeeeeeeeeeeks.

street loofa

And I'm sure the tires left some rubber on the pavement as well.>> ^Jinx:

I imagine that left quite the skid mark.

>> ^Darkhand:

I don't do stunts on my motorcycle and I wear more protection than these guys. I'm wondering if maybe I'm being too cautious sometimes!


Too cautious is better than skin grafts.

This video why I don't do group rides. For some reason the presence of other bikes turns some people into suicidal morons, which is fine except they might fall off in front of me. Throw in a camera and the asshat factor hits 9001.

I once hit a little patch of black ice and went down doing maybe 10kph. I was wearing jeans and despite the low speed the pavement still wore through and gave me road rash on my ass. Lesson learned.

As for this asshat, you know what we call guys like this? Organ donors.

*eia

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The common term for people like this among riders are "Squids"

Dress for the slide, not for the ride.

>> ^Darkhand:

I don't do stunts on my motorcycle and I wear more protection than these guys. I'm wondering if maybe I'm being too cautious sometimes!
well, maybe wearing a condom is a bit overdoing it.

Here's hoping his fellow riders showed some humanity, stopped, made sure he was OK... and then beat the living crap out of him for endangering everyone else.

Upvote for stupidity.

ATGATT = All The Gear, All The Time

>> ^mxxcon:

>> ^Darkhand:
I don't do stunts on my motorcycle and I wear more protection than these guys. I'm wondering if maybe I'm being too cautious sometimes!
well, maybe wearing a condom is a bit overdoing it.


No but using an oral jam when I go down on her, then making her put in a diaphragm, then some spermicide, then a female condom, then having me put on my condom IS overdoing it.

^ ^ ^ This is the level of gear I wear. ^ ^ ^ I currently have a full face helmet, race track (almost knee high) boots that are made entirely of metal or reinforced plastics, kevlar pants with reinforced knee armour, a leather jacket with knox armour at all the joint points as well as forearms, AND gloves.

A more fair comparison would to your "condom scenario" would be something more akin to putting on a full face helmet and a protective jacket. Then some regular jeans, gloves, and some reinforced work boots.

For your terminology this guy is riding "bareback".

>> ^Mammaltron:

>> ^Darkhand:
I don't do stunts on my motorcycle and I wear more protection than these guys. I'm wondering if maybe I'm being too cautious sometimes!

Too cautious is better than skin grafts.
This video why I don't do group rides. For some reason the presence of other bikes turns some people into suicidal morons, which is fine except they might fall off in front of me. Throw in a camera and the asshat factor hits 9001.


I agree you're probably right I would never suggest anyone have exposed skin anywhere on their body. I just think I may be over doing it in the armour department

>> ^Darkhand:

>> ^mxxcon:
>> ^Darkhand:
I don't do stunts on my motorcycle and I wear more protection than these guys. I'm wondering if maybe I'm being too cautious sometimes!
well, maybe wearing a condom is a bit overdoing it.

No but using an oral jam when I go down on her, then making her put in a diaphragm, then some spermicide, then a female condom, then having me put on my condom IS overdoing it.
^ ^ ^ This is the level of gear I wear. ^ ^ ^ I currently have a full face helmet, race track (almost knee high) boots that are made entirely of metal or reinforced plastics, kevlar pants with reinforced knee armour, a leather jacket with knox armour at all the joint points as well as forearms, AND gloves.
A more fair comparison would to your "condom scenario" would be something more akin to putting on a full face helmet and a protective jacket. Then some regular jeans, gloves, and some reinforced work boots.
For your terminology this guy is riding "bareback".
do you hear that noise up in the sky? that's how far up my joke went over your head.

They're going to have to take some skin off his face to put his ass back together.