I feel like this has been on before, but a cursory glance didn't find it. Demetri is certainly a sift favorite though.

I see lots of Demetri clips, however many lead to dead videos.

If you like similar content, as in putting life into graphs for everyone to better "understand", try:

http://indexed.blogspot.com/index.html

His routine is so easy to watch.
He got charm.

quality.

Am I the only person who doesn't find this funny when the graphs don't make sense? "This is how short the guy is, and this is how drunk he is. This line shows how funny it is. . . " Wait, what if the guy is really short, but not at all drunk -- that doesn't fall on the line! So how funny is he? Oh, I see, that's why you don't plot multi-variable functions as lines on two-axis graphs. I know it's geeky, but the joke doesn't make sense this way. It's the guy's entire shtick -- couldn't he at least get it right?

bellman, you think too much

bellman, i hope he comes on videosift, steals your shtick and becomes funnier because of your shtick because really i just think you and him may be the same person just extending his/your shtick into cyber-videosift space and therefore i hate you.

-agree with phelixian, that bellman IS Martin.
self-linking bastard!

We have seen that Martin/bellman isn't above flagrant self parody. (This is my ability to draw mountains over time)

i love non sequitur stuff.

Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright does similar stuff.

Outed.

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Umm, if you have a short sober guy, wouldn't that just be a dot on the horizontal axis?

Finally, I have found something I can *promote.

Promoting this classic video back to the front page; last published Thursday, March 15th, 2007 10:15pm PDT - promote requested by MycroftHomlz.

Started off slow but had me at the cat bit. Its simple nature makes it genius

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I'd call it dead, too, but clicking the embed does allow the video to play at the host site.

I was really expecting a different interpretation of the Cuteness-Cat Intuition graph. A literal interpretation of the graph as drawn would be that "above a certain level of cuteness, I don't have a chance with you anyway, so why should I care about your genius cat?"

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