Ceiling Bee wants you the fuck out of his house.

FENTON!

>> ^gorillaman:
>> ^Enzoblue:
If you play at a venue, people come voluntarily to hear. Play on a train and you're holding people hostage.

Presumably there are other carriages on the train.
There are. Moving between them while the train is in motion is illegal. Yes, they enforce it, even when someone won't shut up and you just want to read your fucking book.

Next time I want them to put it on a treadmill.

SPARTAAAAAAAnt!

Downvote for cutting away before the teabag.

"So the Virgin Mary . . . this won't stay in . . . "

I love it.

raverman: That is, indeed, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. This is a production of his hitRECord project.

I love this -- it's fantastic. And this has nothing to do with the video, but at 6:18 Stephen and his mother are in the car together driving along and all I can think is "OH MY GOD GET THE HELL INTO THE RIGHT LANE, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!"

tl;ag. (too long; ate guy).

The Ostriches were totally in the right there. They were like: "Bitch, we TOLD you to put down the egg and just walk away . . . but NO."

Upvote for excellent use of the "show me the hands dammit" tag.

Upvote for Sword Made of Grandmothers.

I think he just cut out bread and milk.
>> ^dannym3141:
Unless he's just been taking loads of speed to drop the weight.

That whole thing with opening the door is too complicated. He needs to go all Duke Boys on that mother.