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Or maybe I'm over-reacting?

LMFAHS
I think it's a riot. I think it's great that people aren't so sensitive down under.

So, do any of them come with bull or chicken patterns?

I hate those Sheety stores. Think there so clever with their sheety signs and sheet merchandise. Forget that Sheet.

Awesome. And if people are offended? Tough sheet.

Maybe they specialize in copulatory sheets for Orthodox Jews?

Holy Sheet! I need a cheap sheet to go on my Sofa-King expensive sofa!

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>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Maybe they specialize in copulatory sheets for Orthodox Jews?


You mean the ones with the holes in them? Hah anyone dare me to dress up as an othodox jew - go in and ask for them?

edit: actually that hole in the sheet thing, is all an urban legend - I feel silly, I thought it was real.
http://www.snopes.com/religion/sheet.asp

know who they should pick, as their spokesman?

Spud, from Trainspotting...

remember, the scene about halfway through, where he's waking up? yeah.

You gotta be SHEETING ME! Sheet, I'm calling FAKE!

But really, that is seriously funny!

Senator Clay Davis's favorite store

on my way to a long black with a side of milk

dude - that is waaay too much info.

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In Australia, you are either a flat white or a long black man. I'm a long black man. But I cheat and get a bit of milk on the side.

(Let loose the dogs of double entendres)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flat_White
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_black




>> ^jonny:
on my way to a long black with a side of milk
dude - that is waaay too much info.

Those sheets look crappy.

Well, I personally always thought you were a ninny.