Off camera, the tortoise is given a cigarette.

This makes me think of something...
I don't know what though.

*quality

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by Boise_Lib.

he's smitten

Same thing happens to me.

No wonder, he got no hands.

I'll have what he's having.

I think she's a bit young for him.

Just like her husband, slow, green, and ancient.

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Nice shaft work.

This might be a good time to read some of my amateur turtle erotica for everyone.

>> ^deathcow:

This might be a good time to read some of my amateur turtle erotica for everyone.


I'm listening.

A minute and twenty? Sounds about right.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?
A slow poke…

That's the only joke I can find about turtle sex using google. Well, I mean, me using google, not the turtles.

I was trying to think of something witty to say but I couldn't so I'll just say it. That blonde has some nice juggs.

OK let's check the list.

Polish the pope
Spank the monkey
Choke the chicken
Bash the bird
Beat the meat
Jerkin the Gherkin
Tickle the pickle
Burp the worm
Charm the snake

Nope that's a new one.....adds Pets the Tortoise to list

>> ^nanrod:

OK let's check the list.
Polish the pope
Spank the monkey
Choke the chicken
Bash the bird
Beat the meat
Jerkin the Gherkin
Tickle the pickle
Burp the worm
Charm the snake
Nope that's a new one.....adds Pets the Tortoise to list


Double-click your own mouse

Oh wait, that's for females. One finger for Mac users and 2+ for Windows.