Why Homosexuality Should Be Banned

Ok so this is clearly a very tongue-in-cheek look at homophobia and how completely retarded some peoples arguments are. But the funniest thing about this vid, is that when you go back and look at most of the comments on YT, they actually believe it's true. Just makes me happy to be me :D
alien_conceptsays...

Some wee comment gems:

I totally agree with your video and there is absoluetly nothing wrong in beeing against the gay movement!

This is a free country and If gays love to make a parate showing of their gay rights...we should also say with our mouths full of what we think about all this bolony.

Good video boy! I am happy to see that we still have a few straight handsome guys in our planet!

Homosexuals are funded by the liberal left wing from profits they make selling solar power, hybrids, organic food, cats, art, wine, cheese, travel agencies, hair dressing, pornography, abortions, etc.

I completely AGREE with Dude Please Help Ban Hpmpsexually

gorillamansays...

" Homosexuals are funded by the liberal left wing from profits they make selling solar power, hybrids, organic food, cats, art, wine, cheese, travel agencies, hair dressing, pornography, abortions, etc."

Alright, that's the best comment on YouTube.

Unsung_Herosays...

I really hope everyone knows hes being completely sarcastic and he probably did this for a class like Comp 1 or 2 in College. (Saying he is Dumb as Fuck in the tag line is actually the ironic part)

Ryjkyjsays...

You're right, this is a free country but that doesn't mean that the homos can just come over to our country from Gaysexistan or wherever and demand special privileges and rights.

rasch187says...

A good friend of mine used to be really homophobic. He didn't hate gays or anything, he just found the very concept of homosexuality sickening and wrong. Just recently a fellow friend of ours came out of the closet and now he seems to have changed his mind. So maybe there's hope for the youtube crowd as well

Lurchsays...

Oh yes... obviously not liking something must mean your are afraid of it. Just like how people who don't approve of sex with animals are beastophobic. Poor bigots need to accept some good ol' fashioned animal lovin'. Almost as bad as those pedophobes that don't like sex with children.

hotlava646says...

"One religion"
America can't even have a Christmas Tree in public anymore because of the other religions and groups.

"Single parent"
That single parent is biologically related, not someone off the street.

#11
You have the right to move out of America, but is the only country that can support you, that is why you whine like a girl, er guy, er girl.

Xaxsays...

That was great. It's nothing new, but now I have a nice link to reply with when bigoted family members send forwards encouraging me to sign anti-gay-marriage petitions.

EDDsays...

I'm not gay, but as far as I'm concerned, gay works.

Besides, I also know of quite a few ladies that celebrate "a d--k up one's a-s". You should try it

And yes. Tolerance.

>> ^quantumushroom:
You say you're gay and gay works for you?
Then allow me to say a d--k up one's a-s is nothing to celebrate.
Tolerance.

alien_conceptsays...

qm, that's a pretty warped point of view man. Maybe you should try it, you never know you might like it. The gays have got something right, if only that it's celebrating their g-spot wholeheartedly, or should i say HOLEheartedly

9619says...

>> ^hotlava646:
"One religion"
America can't even have a Christmas Tree in public anymore because of the other religions and groups.

Thats terrible - one less legit reason to rain down fabulousness and tinsel on an otherwise standard, straight up and down tree.

"Single parent"
That single parent is biologically related, not someone off the street.

Word yo. Tell the limp wristies how it is. I really admire your ability to cut to the core of the issue. Thats why it hurts so much to tell you you're adopted.

#11
You have the right to move out of America, but is the only country that can support you, that is why you whine like a girl, er guy, er girl.

Yeah, thats right - America is the only sovereign nation that would support you. Here in Australia we eat gays (Burger King over here is called Hungry Jacks, named after Hugh Jackman, who fucking LOVES nothing more to gob down on the gay man).

God why cant people see the wonderful world HoooootLava, number 646, is painting?

BicycleRepairMansays...

You say you're gay and gay works for you?

Then allow me to say a d--k up one's a-s is nothing to celebrate.

Tolerance.


Thats the wierdest post I've seen in a long time. Anyway, because of support from people like you, You've been fucked up the ass for 8 years straight now, and that may be a teeny bit too long, even for a treehugging communist gay person.

NordlichReitersays...

To all of you who don't like gay. Did gay come and try to love you? No so shut the hell up.

And if they did hit on you, take it as a compliment.

If they did, then thats rape, and not love. Unless you consented, then still ... shut the hell up.

-Former Homophobe (That was after I realized god didn't exist.)

MarineGunrocksays...

>> ^alien_concept:
>> ^LittleRed:
It might have been funny if he hadn't stolen it verbatim from the email forward that's been going around for at least three years.

Bloody hell, sometimes you can be a right miserable bastard, lady



Actually, she makes a good point. The entire internet hates Carlos Mencia for this exact thing. Why is this any different?

LittleRedsays...

>> ^alien_concept:
The gays have got something right, if only that it's celebrating their g-spot wholeheartedly, or should i say HOLEheartedly


There are many, many gay men who truly don't enjoy prostate stimulation, and considerably more straight men that do enjoy it. I don't know that it's "celebrating" so much as enjoying what they have... and what they should be stimulating for medical reasons. The medical benefits greatly outweigh any stigma that comes along with it.

alien_conceptsays...

^ Who the fuck is Carlos Mencia? The way I see it, is that someone has made a video version of written word, hmm how would I relate... ooo sorta like when those people make a movie based on a book! Why do they do that, so stupid. Just go read the frickin book, retard

And celebrating IS enjoying what you have, is it not?

Abductedsays...

>> ^hotlava646:
#11
You have the right to move out of America, but is the only country that can support you, that is why you whine like a girl, er guy, er girl.


Why do you assume this? Anything else than your blind belief that America is the best place in the world?
I would say Sweden or the Netherlands or Holland are way better places.

wax66says...

This video has so much awesome coming out of it that I'm almost crying... the awesome shot out and hurt my eyes and brain. Even though I'm a married, straight man, I would let that guy have me because of how much of an awesome video he made.

12748says...

What a lamer idiot. "Interracial marriages", what the FUCK?!?! "Sieg heil", are you a nazi??? Races as in colors don't exist! It's all homo sapiens... I hope that prick dies, he's a disgrace for the whole humanity.

Dignant_Pinksays...

>> ^MarineGunrock:
>> ^alien_concept:
>> ^LittleRed:
It might have been funny if he hadn't stolen it verbatim from the email forward that's been going around for at least three years.

Bloody hell, sometimes you can be a right miserable bastard, lady


Actually, she makes a good point. The entire internet hates Carlos Mencia for this exact thing. Why is this any different?


well, the main difference is that carlos mencia isn't funny to people who have never seen him. i never read that email, and i found this funny. carlos mencia, not so much.

prime example: Dave Chapelle's black president sketch was absolutely hilarious. Carlos Mencia's black president sketch was neither funny nor relevant.

alien_conceptsays...

>> ^smb3madness:
What a lamer idiot. "Interracial marriages", what the FUCK?!?! "Sieg heil", are you a nazi??? Races as in colors don't exist! It's all homo sapiens... I hope that prick dies, he's a disgrace for the whole humanity.


You WHAT? Seriously, tell me i'm missing something here........ Ohh ok, very funny. I get it. I see what this is...

12751says...

Okay, apparently this has to be baby-step explained for everyone here.

Reason 1: People are not against using objects to improve themselves, turning oil into a synthetic fibre for clothing, or taking medication to prevent pregnancy. All of these things are unnatural, yet accepted by society. Air conditioning could be considered one of them. How many of you want to give up air conditioning/central heating, or for that matter, the internet?

Reason 2: The will of God is not viewed as a valid reason to ban homosexuality. I believe if it exists, God willed it to exist, and since there are homosexuals, God willed them to exist. Anyone who quotes Leviticus at me is an idiot. Also, other religions believe in other gods who may pardon or support homosexuals. Banning what their religion deems appropriate in favor of another religion is indeed theocratic.

Reason 3: The consumation of a marriage and resulting pregnancy is no longer viewed as a requirement of matrimony. There are 2.5 million infertile couples in the United States, and are incapible of producing children. Millions more have menopausal females and are unable to produce children. The people who fit in those two categories clearly outweigh the number of gays.

Reason 4: This may occur, but it is merely an optical illusion of statistics. More people seem to be getting cancer because people are more willing to talk about themselves and others who have the often terminal disease. If gay marriage and homosexual relations were allowed in society, more gays would identify themselves as homosexual because they don't fear public torture and death. In fact, straight people will not turn gay because it is legal.

The only scientific evidince connected to homosexuality is that it is genetic. Genetic "diseases" or "abnormalities" are not contagious by external contact, or internal contact for that matter.

Reason 5: This is a paradox. Children are born to a man and a woman. This is a fact. However, gays are born to straight men and women, meaning that it is impossible for straight parents to only raise straight children, because gays have been born and are being born as we speak. Tough break.

Reason 6: The reference to interracial marriages refers to periods of time in the 50s, 60s, and earlier, when interracial couples were deemed distasteful or wrong. Parents feared their children coming home with a 'colored' significant other, or thier lovely darling baby choosing a white for a spouse. Those lines have finally begun to blur, and interracial marriages have mostly been left alone, because a new scapegoat has appeared: gay marriages.

Reason 7: I assume many of you support single working parents. They're appallingly common in the United States, with divorce rates so high. The children of such parents don't have two role models. I grew up with mostly just my mother; my father spent a lot of time away on business. I don't consider myself 'deprived' or 'poorly raised' because I didn't know what men were 'supposed to act like', which is what a role model teaches.

"What is popular is right" Let's all jump off bridges. It'll be totally cool. What? We'll all die? No biggie, at least we'll all die together. And why don't we ban gay marriage while we're at it, and drill in Tennessee, because clearly there is oil in Tennessee. Right under Graceland.

If you didn't get anything before that, you won't get the end.

Final points:
- Just because it was said before doesn't mean we can't say it again. Hearing it out loud gave it a larger impact for me.
- America has a reputation for tolerance and freedom. Our direct policy is "The right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness". A consensual marriage is an inalienable right under those terms.
- This is the ultimate sarcastic slam. When listening to these 'reasons' to disallow gay marriage, you sit there, stop the video, and think; "something's not quite right about that logic..." and you know why. Because there is no logic.

Call me a fag, call me a prick, call me whatever string of meaningless letters pops into your head. But lay off of alien_concept. Because she's in support of gay rights, and she's absolutely right.

MarineGunrocksays...

JoannaBerkley:

First of all, you need to lurk more.
Secondly, Alien concept is one of our fine female members. (And I mean Fiiiiine )
Thirdly, no one is trashing on her.
Fourth: I can't believe you actually wrote that insanely long reply to try to explain to everyone why this is all parody - like everyone here believes what he's saying.

5....
6. Profit

12751says...

About not knowing alien_concept is female, I have to say, I was reading the comments on this video and created an account JUST because I was so upset at the amount of stupid homophobic comments this video attracted. The ones calling alien_concept a nazi and the like. This account is about eight hours old.

I'll edit the post to get a few little things cleared up. But seriously, every other post is 'omg this sux ur ghey an dats bad'. Either that or poor use of sarcasm on the internet. Which is another reason I approve of this meme being videod rather than typed.

pipp3355says...

i love lesbians. they are one of my favorite things in the world. seriously. i want girls to make love to each other more often. i think the world would be a better place if they did.

gwiz665says...

Hello, my name is youtube.. stop stealing my comments. It's copyright infringement!

>> ^smb3madness:
What a lamer idiot. "Interracial marriages", what the FUCK?!?! "Sieg heil", are you a nazi??? Races as in colors don't exist! It's all homo sapiens... I hope that prick dies, he's a disgrace for the whole humanity.

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