Got me by 9 minutes, and this is awesome, *promote

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Yay! I'm marrying a librarian.

You lucky bastard...

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

ah yeah, and apparently she has to be pretty as well (see video)

*quality

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Why's it gotta be a girl at all if reading is what you want?

amen to this

*doublepromote

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It's a metaphor, showing how beautiful she appears to him in a manner more suited to the format.

Or possibly it's vomit-inducing fake sentiment. I'm going with that.

Haha... women's literary skills and endeavors are only another way for them to please men! Way to go you patriarchal patronizing shit!

Reminds me, they need to bring back another season of Read or Die, book chicks rule.

I like a girl who is illiterate and listens to audiobooks.

I wish it were vomit inducing fake sentiment. I'm with @G-bar -- she still has be conventionally pretty and this is just more of the same

How much more powerful would this vid have been if normal looking women had been used? Instead, it is just a chubby, normal looking man jonesing after pretty women.

How annoying.

I don't care how pretty she is, a woman has to be at LEAST as intelligent as I am. I don't suffer fools well. HUGE personality flaw but that's just the way I roll.

That's what I meant by the fake sentiment. It's pretending to be so deep and mature but as you say, it's just someone who's attracted to a pretty girl. And, despite pretending otherwise, this jackass is definitely judging the others on their shallow choice.

Even if you take it as bad casting or the clumsy metaphor I mentioned, he's absolutely not unique at all. Any relationship beyond one with the girl in the porno video you're watching involves more than just appearances and involves personality compatibility. Guys don't talk about this at the pub because it's weird; shallowness is, to some extent, expected. It's not a heart-to-heart discussion.

Perhaps why that's weird would be a good subject for his next poetry. As it is, this is just "hey I'm not judging you cretins for being pathetically shallow, I'm just saying I'm so much better than you because I uniquely see beyond physical attributes and lack the social skills to realise that I'm not unique and I'm taking a pub conversation way too seriously and you guys are never inviting me out again are you?".

Bah. I'm actually annoyed now. Why has anyone upvoted this? I'm not judging you guys for being pathetically shallow, I'm just saying I'm so much better than you because I almost uniquely see beyond the smulch.

A nine minute beat poem, eh?
Upvote the quality awesomeness!

I don't normally get poetry or this kind of delivery but really liked this.