holy shnikies.
i believe dag has a test for these occasions.

and five bucks says you fail it!

Ahh, you've got to be kidding me, lol

very *NSFW for last 15 sec or so

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Oh bite me siftbot -.-

Very *NSFW and getting very close to violating your own rules.

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lmfao.
Did not expect that!

Fing hilarious.

so we're just posting the beginnings of porn scenes now? What the?

I beg your pardon, spoco2, if that is your real name. Please remove your mind from the gutter. This is merely an infomercial. We mustn't judge other cultures.

In response to an earlier comment about there not being ugly Asian girls, that short chick in this video is hideous!

OK..., was not expecting that...!

hahahahaah unnecessary escalation ftw!

>> ^spoco2:
so we're just posting the beginnings of porn scenes now? What the?


Yes.

LOL, obviously this belongs in * parody. She keeps telling him, "Lower! Lower!"

>> ^SDGundamX:
LOL, obviously this belongs in parody. She keeps telling him, "Lower! Lower!"

It definitely does, but this is one of those cases where it'll spoil the surprise.

I lol'd SO HARD. Was I the only one that saw this coming?

I actually thought it was a real infomercial but that they would demonstrate the product *uh-hem* down there. The surprise to me was how far they exceeded my expectations.

It does seem most people did not expect it. I think they suffer from having a clean mind.

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*Promote this disgusting infomercial.

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Mommy!

I would very much like to see that missing hour and 5 minutes!

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