damn that phone is thick

The start of the "Ask Siri weird shit" meme.

>> ^deathcow:

damn that phone is thick


1st world problems yo.

I'm partial to building foundations, but ya gotta have connections.

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I'm 12 and my mommy bought me this iPhone because I'm a fucking spoiled brat. But I claim to be the 99%.

I'd be more interested to know if it knows how to hide a dead body. Like what's the average amount of weight needed to sink the body of a slightly fat hooker that I^H^H a person I saw accidentally stabbed 50 times without it re-surfacing... again.

What? Why are you looking at me like that?

Started days ago: http://shitthatsirisays.tumblr.com>> ^Yogi:

The start of the "Ask Siri weird shit" meme.

>> ^Yogi:

The start of the "Ask Siri weird shit" meme.


I prefer that over this weird new meme where everyone says "first world problems" or "99%" despite it having no relevance to the subject matter

>> ^dannym3141:

>> ^Yogi:
The start of the "Ask Siri weird shit" meme.

I prefer that over this weird new meme where everyone says "first world problems" or "99%" despite it having no relevance to the subject matter

first world problems