"SMALT has a sleek and portable design"

That's the biggest goddamn saltshaker I've ever seen!

DID WE MENTION THE MOOD LIGHT?!

Seriously, if this were April 1st I'd think this was a really implausible gag product. There can't be any real sort of market for such an absurdity.

It was at least 30 seconds before I realised this wasn't some kind of parody sketch.

It should also be able to interject witty sayings and introduce fresh topics when the conversation dies down (default alt.pop.tv.reality.gossip).

And it will only cost you two hundred dollars when available *promote

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Three things:
First, does it work with Cocaine?
Second, who the fuck would develop something like this without secretly planing it for Cocaine-usage?
Third, really?

I'm still not entirely convinced it isn't.

Me too. It's just hard to believe someone would make this and even crazier to think people would buy it.

I had to google it to see that it's real.

Sadly, it is real.

I was looking for a way to look like a knob when people come for dinner, excellent.

But, how will I measure my smugar? And could it also be a fax machine laser show?

this must be BS? How about technical details. Does it grind the salt? can you put different salt in it (pink, sea salt etc).
As a cook this would be infuriating since you often keep adding pinches of salt until the flavour is right.
Also - monitor sodium intake. Again from a health point of view this is limited since it will only be salt that you added yourself to an individual portion. E.g if you make a family meal then your not eating all the salt that was dispensed.

Theres the media logos at the bottom of the page which shows A.V club. But if you search for it you get a hardly complimentary article http://www.avclub.com/article/goddamn-it-they-made-smart-salt-shaker-called-smal-254969

It must be one of these 'how far can we go with this' products

http://www.mysmalt.com/

Fuck any product with a "my[namehere]" URL.