From Cracked.com: Attempting to pick out just one bad scene from Batman & Robin is impossible, and it certainly wouldn't do justice to just how painfully awful the rest of it is. The film is so dreadful that director Joel Schumacher actually apologized for it on the DVD commentary. That's right, the man who proudly made 8MM, The Number 23 and Cousins thought Batman & Robin was so bad that it warranted an apology.
t's like a virus of awfulness, in which one ridiculous element leads to the next. The ice leads to the X Games charm of Bat-Skates, which leads to Bat-Skyboards, perfect for all your falling-through- the-stratosphere needs. The movie is the primary example of what can happen to even the most respectable comic book series when you start injecting it with sequences that could be described as "slapstick," "campy" and "directed by Joel Schumacher."
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8217says...Dancing fluffy purple gorilla suit deserves an upvote!
AGideonsays...1:56 is that a phaser?
ravensays...Dude, Kommie, it's AHHnold... everyone together now... AHHhnold!
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bigbikemansays...Holy shit on a stick, batman. That was painful.
gorgonheapsays...Please tell me George Cloney is not Batman.
Zonbiesays...oh. dear. god. I managed to block out from my memory just how truly awful this was!
K0MMIEsays...What I don't get is how the ice skate shoes work, it would have to make you like 3 inches taller since it appears they don't lay flat!
oh yeah.... AHHHHnold.
antsays...Haha, good thing I never saw this movie.
lavollsays...at least it had a little homage to barbarella.
thinker246says...I can't believe they actually had him pull out a Batman credit card and say, "Never leave the batcave without it."
9058says...The lighting in this movie made no earthly sense and everything was so bad I found Arnolds roll (and lines) the best part of the move. Yes you heard it right, his one liners where amazing compared to the rest of this movie
ReverendTedsays...My favorite part of this movie (and I did have the misfortune to sit through the whole thing in a theater) was Alicia Silverstone's mustache 3' tall on the big screen.
Lethinsays...my biggest pet peeve was All the damn grappling hook launchers, wtf! how many do you need? Wrist launchers, Hand-helds in 10 different varieties, the One that shoots 2? who thought that was a good idea? bah!
9258says...Ah, nothing like ripping off TMNT... cowabunga... seriously? Did the comics mate or something? Also youd think by now theyd have come up with a way to properly dub over AHHHnolds speech so it actually matches his mouth...
videosiftbannedmesays...I could only get through half of this clip. God, I want my 5 minutes back...
Shepppardsays...I agree Jordass, Ahnold was the best part of that movie.
I even lol'd at "A laundry service that delivers... Wow!" in this clip, aswell as in theatres.
Clooney = WORST. BATMAN. EVER.
AnimalsForCrackerssays...Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs?
Truer words never spoken, Batnips.
daxgazsays...I remember the first thing I said after seeing this in the theater. it was "This is dollar for dollar the worst movie ever made". I stick to that statement. Sure, there have been worse movies and more expensive bad movies, but this is the worst combo of the two.
chilaxesays...OMG. Check out the Bat Cameltoe at 0:18. Sweet.
conansays...I really hate the look of this movie, especially when compared to the first one. it's like a powerpuff girls version of batman.
Kruposays...LOL at all the comments, as betrayed by my string of comment upvotes. Ah, the joy of watching something horrible. I too stirred a repressed memory of seeing this in theatre.
The theatre has since been converted into a bookstore, no doubt because of shock incurred from showing this bomb.
WolfDemonsays...Whoa Whoa Whoa...I had no clue that was Arnold!
mas8705says...How to cut a movie down to 10 minutes...
Even when you do that, it is still painful to watch...
escape421521says...Wait. 2:50: If it's a security cam, why does it pan with him?
Oh and to paraphrase family guy: "All I want is a few inches of metal rail between me and the potentially fatal object I work with on a daily basis."
choggiesays...Yeah, all homophobes hated this flick.....
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