He's gonna have some wicked shits after that one. I know silicone goes right through me.

"Now what happens?"

Hah, literally what came to my mind...

Whoa.

You are clever, good sir.



>> ^Keanu_Reeves:
Whoa.

Raptor? I just met her!

>> ^Drax:
Raptor? I just met her!


When the commentator said "Now what happens?", the awkward laughter afterward was both of them deciding they couldn't repeat your post on national tv.

Everyone's thinking it - Just waiting for someone to articulate it in words... Oh, you know what I am talking about...

i bet there is a dude in there who lifted her up

(post #1 in my collectible Captain Obvious series)

Om nom nom nom nom...

Oh my God - the Rapture happened??!

>> ^kymbos:
Oh my God - the Rapture happened??!


With raptures like this, who needs atheists.

...Ok, that sounded better in my head.

If I was in that situation, I'd do the same thing. She looked tasty

>> ^ponceleon:
"Now what happens?"
Hah, literally what came to my mind...


digestion

Very tasty indeed.

Ha ha, that's original!

version 1.1 of this skit should include the raptor spitting out her clothes

Now I want to see cheerleaders arranged in a maze and a man in a Pacman outfit. WAKAWAKAWAKA...

I was waiting for him to bend over with stomach pains and then see her come tumbling back out. Would have been a better ending for the skit.