Good thing he got them before they ruined his lawn.

Maybe next time don't blow your dog up too?

*quality stupidity

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by newtboy.

Damn methane lawn bubbles. Should be outlawed.

Wasn't ants, he was trying to burn out a cockroach nest lol.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7599379/Gardener-tries-kill-cockroaches-setting-fire-nest-blows-lawn-instead.html

Why you fart so much in your nest?

Because I have too much gas. I also leak, poop, and pee too much too. Dang old body!

but poop and pee don't explode like your farts...

My poops explode from my arsehole when I fart them out!

Sounds like he succeeded too.