Yeah, that excuse for not being at work pretty much trumps all others.

lol

I actually kinda feel guilty for it, but I laughed my ass off. And then I watched it a couple of more times.

Ahahaha! That's my local guy, which makes it even funnier for me.

Reminds me of the film anchorman when they put in a couple question marks on the teleprompter.

yeah, nibiyabi, he's my local anchor too (s. bay area). Poor, Dana. Murdered and set on fire on his birthday. And here I thought she told me she was a Libra.

I registered just to comment on this, I cannot stop laughing.

Poor Dana. On his birthday no less. Sad.

Worst phony sick call-in ever:
Dana: "*cough cough* Yeah, Jim? Hi, it's me, Dana. *cough cough*"
Jim: "Hey, happy belated birthday, bud."
Dana: "Aww, thanks. *cough cough* Listen... I can't make it in to work today..."
Jim: "What's the matter, bud? Ya sick?"
Dana: "Yeah, the craziest thing... I was murdered and set on fire... I don't know, maybe it was something I ate."

OMFG LMFAHS. That's gd hilarious. Great find, ydj!

wait...rewind

and that's why he's the fill-in.

Punctuation is important, but capitalization is even more important. As in the sentence: Susie helped her Uncle Jack off the horse.

"K9 Squad Officer helps dog bite victim."

Sounds to me like an intonation issue!

Yahtzee would tell you otherwise.

Happy Birthday!

^ so wrong, I lol'd.

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Shakespeare died on his birthday. I'm not sure if he was murdered and set on fire, though.

"Hey man, it's your birthday. What do you want to do?"

"I know! Let's go hang out at that Ku Klux Klan rally!"

you know, the things you say are really funny, but they are so much funnier when your avatar is taken into account.

>> ^critttter:
Happy Birthday!

New guy: "What's a person have to do to get a day off around here?"

Old timer: "You don't want to know."

i disagree with the title of this video?

periods are important in the english language.

I'm sure right after the video stops he says "He'll be back tomorrow," meaning Dana.

is it the punctuation that was missed or the dramatic pause?

What!?! the new guys was murdered! I could see the complaints coming form this...

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>> ^thinker247:
Shakespeare died on his birthday. I'm not sure if he was murdered and set on fire, though.


Shakespeare's DOB is unknown so I think you'll have a hard time validating your claim.

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I'm Ron Burgundy?

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