It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
and I feel fine.

I don't know whether to upvote this or *discard it....

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Thursday, October 15th, 2009 8:26am PDT - promote requested by Tymbrwulf.

http://www.videosift.com/video/PSA-Dont-Sleep-with-those-Guys seems appropriate.

Mocap session for The Sims or WoW?

*douchebags!

I wanted to write something funny, but I couldn't come up with anything that would surpass the title.

I'm pretty sure they are intoxicated or on *drugs. Good moves though.

Adding video to channels (Drugs) - requested by Norsuelefantti.

No joke, that is an absolutely feral display. Marlin Perkins could narrate this clip.
Do Guidos really dance around displaying their plummage in the hopes of attracting a mate?

Love the video, but can't help thinking I've seen it before on the sift... what he hell else would you title this?? I can't find it!

you know how the eyes are the windows to the soul? well the one i thought i lost long ago just jumped out of them and is running down the road with my cat.

Have you ever danced with a Guido in the pale moonlight?

>> ^Norsuelefantti:
I'm pretty sure they are intoxicated or on drugs. Good moves though.


Can it be confirmed that they were on drugs (or alcohol)?

From my observations, a guido will behave like this completely sober, too.

Ok... I'm a little disconnected from this phenomenon -- and the term "guido", as it is being used here. Isn't guido an ethnic slur? I guess "guido" no longer specifically refers to Italians? I mean, where I'm from, "nigga" no longer specifically refers to black people, but I'm fairly certain if I posted a video titled "Observe The Wild Nigga Mating Dance" I'd get some shit.

Also, would it be appropriate to use the term "goombah"? Just wondering. I have no qualms with racial slurs -- I think they're funny and a piece of our dark history as a species.

Confused? Visit www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com to brush up on this important modern phenomenon.

My understanding of the term is generally referring to the throngs of identicle-looking spiky-haired muscle-building fake-tanning douchebags that flock to beaches in New Jersey.

While not intended as a racial slur against Italians specifically, it is intended as a derogatory term against whatever these morons choose to call themselves, as I doubt they restrict their population to any specific minority.

Sifts:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Do-you-look-like-this
http://www.videosift.com/video/Douchebag-Beach (is dead atm, but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5weU2olAl-E is a fix)
http://www.videosift.com/video/PSA-Dont-Sleep-with-those-Guys

Pics (or it didn't happen:
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/16/guido-header.jpg
http://www.thatsphucked.com/images/Guidos/Guido.jpg
http://www.vividblurry.com/mt-archives/20030718_guido.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fd-lgkitTN8/Se_PCT10W8I/AAAAAAAAABg/6zW71sk7KLY/s400/guido-christmas.jpg
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/guido-beach.jpg

This is your brain. This is drugs.
This is your brain on drugs.

THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS WITH A SIDE OF BACON!

Any questions?

>> ^Payback:
This is your brain. This is drugs.
This is your brain on drugs.
THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS WITH A SIDE OF BACON!
Any questions?


My brain on drugs with a side of bacon sounds like a good idea.

So now that we've witnessed a mating display, we should be able to determine when rutting season is, and extrapolate an appropriate hunting season.

Note to Fish and Wildlife: there is an over abundance of these beasts, they've reached pest numbers in some regions. I suggest no restriction on the number of tags released in the first few seasons, in order to diminish their numbers before they devastate the environment for other species.

>> ^Norsuelefantti:
I'm pretty sure they are intoxicated or on drugs. Good moves though.


Go read the drugs channel manifesto. This doesn't qualify.

*nochannel *eia *wtf *terrible *dance

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>> ^thinker247:
Have you ever danced with a Guido in the pale moonlight?


Made me lol. Excellent Batman quote!

That girl is clearly mocking the guy.

>> ^HollywoodBob:
So now that we've witnessed a mating display, we should be able to determine when rutting season is, and extrapolate an appropriate hunting season.
Note to Fish and Wildlife: there is an over abundance of these beasts, they've reached pest numbers in some regions. I suggest no restriction on the number of tags released in the first few seasons, in order to diminish their numbers before they devastate the environment for other species.

I heard that entirely in an Australian accent in my head.

>> ^longde:
That girl is clearly mocking the guy.


He told himself bitterly.

My *gaydar is telling me he's not into women.

Adding video to channels (Gay) - requested by jimnms.

When it happens in a romantic teen movie: "unrealistic; too well-choreographed; could never happen in real life"

When it happens in real life: "OMG, the end is nigh! The species is doomed!"

My understanding of the term is generally referring to the throngs of identicle-looking spiky-haired muscle-building fake-tanning douchebags that flock to beaches in New Jersey.


That exactly what they are. When I'm anywhere near those beaches on a summer afternoon the smell makes me want to vomit.

My understanding of the term is generally referring to the throngs of identicle-looking spiky-haired muscle-building fake-tanning douchebags that flock to beaches in New Jersey.

Or Long Island, apparently New Jersey's equally retarded cousin:
http://www.videosift.com/video/TDS-Long-Island-wants-to-Secede

Also, according to http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lee-hotti-and-friends , it's what Carmine Gotti's style is, which is why it's "Guido".

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

Removed from gay channel, let's not use this channel assignment pejoratively.

>> ^Norsuelefantti:
I'm pretty sure they are intoxicated or on drugs. Good moves though.


Testosterone is a helluva drug.

I'm really scared guys. someone hold me?

Smoove moves, bra.