Red Alert theme song anyone?

Wow the inner geek in me upvoted without even thinkin about it.. music is all I needed.. =)

Needs *videogame so bad.

*videogames Red Alert was freaking awesome.

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Only the original Red Alert's Hell March song rocked. The remixes suck.

That shit looks sloppy, what with all the bouncing up and down.

This is much better. Less jarring. I might be biased, though.

I need to ask: why make them have both feet off of the ground at the same time? But I digress. When the USA starts having these kinds of parades through central DC (with fully armed and equipped soldiers and vehicles, then you can start calling out "fascism!" Until then, stfu about it.

1:51 hot!

2:22 er... not so much.

>> ^MarineGunrock:

That shit looks sloppy, what with all the bouncing up and down.
This is much better. Less jarring. I might be biased, though.
I need to ask: why make them have both feet off of the ground at the same time? But I digress. When the USA starts having these kinds of parades through central DC (with fully armed and equipped soldiers and vehicles, then you can start calling out "fascism!" Until then, stfu about it.


It doesn't matter. This is simply a march, other militaries have other kinds of more or less stylized march. Basically, it's fad. Look here for the Chinese and then the USSR here. All communists, not the same march. The march doesn't matter. America is not (yet) a fascist state, but it has almost all the ingredients to become one. What will save America I think, is that she is too politically divided for fascism to become a mass movement without outside help (from something like - you guessed it - the army).

North Korea -- fuck yeah!

needs *robots - so bad.

I think the tank at 1m30s has the classic North Korean bumber sticker that reads "If you can read this you're about to become a pancake" on the front of it...

North Korea is Best Korea.

I love how they keep a bunch of tanks. When would they possibly use tanks, except maybe in some kind of anti-riot situation?

I mean, say they start a war with the South. If that happened, and I was in charge of tanks, my plan would be "we need to hide the tanks now - like, tonight". And I'd then make a phone call to the guy who was in charge of planes, and make sure he was hiding the planes. And heaven forbid they have like "munitions factories" or "weapons depots" or anything else that is a non-controversial target. All those things would be gone immediately.

There is no situation in which they would get any use out of deploying any of this - just instant rubble. If I was a North Korean soldier, there's no way they could get me to drive a tank in any kind of military situation. I would stay the hell away from anything that could clearly be identified as military equipment. But I'd totally stay with other soldiers. Groups just big enough that people would feel bad to just kill you all. The kind of group that can offer a surrender. That's the place.

Where's the mammoth tank?

one of the tanks tires was flat. bahahahahhaha....

Hey is that Goose Stepping ? I was going to edit the tag but I am not sure. GOOSE STEP AWAY !

Those girls in the uniforms where very arousing ! that's pretty sexy them Korean girls in uniforms.

>> ^MarineGunrock:

That shit looks sloppy, what with all the bouncing up and down.
This is much better. Less jarring. I might be biased, though.
I need to ask: why make them have both feet off of the ground at the same time? But I digress. When the USA starts having these kinds of parades through central DC (with fully armed and equipped soldiers and vehicles, then you can start calling out "fascism!" Until then, stfu about it.


Wow... that sound brought back some memories!

The shot of just the marching feet looks almost CGI...

only thing that could make this video better would be a tilt-shift lens...

Kinda moot at the end of the day. N.Korea, like China and Russia are stuck in early 18th century military doctrine. Throw a guy 2 weeks of training, and dump him in the field with a rifle and shovel. I suppose if all you want is fodder, it works well.

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