I think this is the BEST Fox news piece ever. I know that's not saying much, but the ownage is so awesome here, you'll just laugh and laugh ... and laugh.

SWEET DEAL for that kid.. more power to him.... that chick waving her $16 grand around was obviously richer than smart

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Wow - a fool and her money ...

By the looks of Ebay, she'll probably still be in the red even after selling her one phone.

God, why didn't they get her reaction?? That would have been gold!

That kid was awesome, though.

You'd think that the purchase limit would be kind of obvious. Most stores have something like that, especially for big items.

Plus, iPhones aren't exactly selling out anyway.

That was great! People who think they can own everything by just waving around some cash. Upvote

The best think that steve jobs created was the iMoron.

funny stuff, just like the morons who waited 3 days for a PS3 and then sold them for the same price on ebay for no profit

I think calling her Miss Piggy is a little off, I certainly don't see the resemblance, but she's a complete and utter twit.

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=66434CA6FE6500D6A04B9F946D779145?contentId=3641729&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&p
ageId=1.1.1&sflg=1 was the original video source. Saw it on http://digg.com/apple/Woman_tries_to_buy_all_of_the_iPhones_at_a_store_and_gets_owned ...

tbh i thought she was totally miss piggy.

nothing like seeing someone with money getting screwed trying to buy their way through life. wouldnt mind if it wasnt for the "im filty rich, and a total attention seeker, im here to rub my money in your face" attitude. i shudder at the thought of living with someone like that.

incredible ownage. very nice

Tofumar likey.

The pink outfit made the Henson creation comparison work.

@ant: yeah, I saw the Fox clip too, which one of my blogroll sites pointed out to me.

That was funny... very funny

$800 seems a little low. I think he could have milked that cow, er... pig, for a grand or two.

How come this is EIA? Surely we have an idiot here, but she's not doing anything that will remove her from the gene pool.

I absolutely love that wicked grin the kid gives the camera right at the end. Terrific.

xxover... actually, it does. The more publicity she gets, the less likely any man will touch her.

I felt really bad for that lady...she reminded me of my mom.

@xxover - Sure it is. Like the description says, it's a place for "general stupidity." Besides, it doesn't exactly fit anywhere else.

I suddenly feel really bad for Ivegotthebends!

heh, thx for the backup karaidl

ok, piggy joke bad... her getting totally humiliated on camera for her greed...good!

wow. that's nice. why no reaction shot? she ran away shouting "SHOW THIS ON AIR AND I WILL FUCKING SUE YOUR ASS BUDDY!!!! MY HUSBAND KNNNOOOWWWWSS PEOPLE!!!!!"

best bit is the "how much money would it take to buy your place in line" - she says it almost like she's giddy on her own stupidity. (edit: and her goofy upper teeth line doesnt help!)

Rumour has it there was a subsequent assassination attempt on the kid. The iPh saved him.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1201/688522581_934398da53.jpg

initially i thought the title was fattist. but then i saw ms. piggy and decided 'no... she's fattest' (see what i did there, ey? ey?)

AWESOME!

nice bit a wordplay there, fattiestess.....woulda' followed that poor woman home, make sure she got back alright, her being a dingbat 'n alll.....

fattest joke (c)Jimmy Carr

my mistake... I was thinking of the requirements for a Darwin award.

No worries, I stopped and paused for the same reason too at first, before recalling our broader definition for the collective.

That kid is the most charismatic nerd I've ever seen.

I stopped and paused for the same reason too at first, before recalling our broader definition for the collective.

Yea, you didn't snag that one, did you, "Did that just happen?"?? Suck it, inferior collective!

(Deputy doesn't know it, but we're at war!)

lol
i should a thought of that, get there first, offer my seat up for cash, then pay my first few months of service with the revenue

yeah that fattest joke was from jimmy carr who sifted quite well about a week ago...

I see the resemblance to a certain Jim Henson Muppet. Wow, I'll bet there is some big Piggy look alike drowning in a bottle of vodka right now.

ONLY ONE PHONE FOR YOU BUTTER QUEEN. HAVE NO FEAR, HAM COMES SOON.

haha what a dumbass. someone should have snatched all that cash and dipped just on principle.

ONLY ONE PHONE FOR YOU BUTTER QUEEN. HAVE NO FEAR, HAM COMES SOON.

That was both harsh and evil not to mention hilarious.

The mention of ham reminded me of this:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/amusement-park-failures.php

They mention ham-beasts riding around on electric scooters, not to mention other failures of humanity, as the title suggests.

Gotta give some props to Fat Chicks in Party Hats:
http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/part11.shtml

cheesemoo, funny thing is, the sentiment of a failed attempt at humanity, or at least the cherished experience of being in human form, is shared on this end....can't stand folks who are so dysfunctional, that they continually abuse their bodies with intake.....simply no quarter for anyone who does not have the will to remain dynamic, in a healthy direction.

The body follows the mind-true of Kung Fu, jet pilots, and fatty-fat-fat-fats..(yeeeessss and all you bleeding hearts, this excludes those with some unfortunate genetic predisposition) (*muses..need one a them iphones-and couplea' powerbookies)......Mac rocks! (*increased blood flow to mainframe appendage)

Can anyone make out what he says at the end? I can't understand him .... "Blah blah something, America"

*promote

Only videos last published more than 6 months ago may be promoted - ignoring promote request by MarineGunrock.

Ok, Sifty, it's just you and me. You either *promote this thing, or I'm going use you to sift some molten steel.

Promoting this classic video back to the front page; last published Sunday, July 1st, 2007 5:20am PDT - promote requested by MarineGunrock.

hahaha, sweet sweet schadenfreude

*Limit one per customer....bitch.

Classic, Absolutely classic. Serves Miss Piggy right for trying to be a douche.