Moving this video to luxury_pie's personal queue. It failed to receive enough votes to get sifted up to the front page within 2 days.

*beg

Sending this video to Beggar's Canyon to plea for a little attention - beg requested by original submitter luxury_pie.

*promote

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued - promote requested by arvana.

say it with me... like a BOSS.

Sick moves. I love the look on his face at the end.

OH SNAP! Yoos just got served!

It's fake, right? Like those fake halftime marriage proposals.

I thought the title said "Guard shooting dickish mascot".

Seems like something they do often for tourists...

So now.. I guess.. it's on!
>> ^Grimm:

OH SNAP! Yoos just got served!

Or maybe just for people who like to have a good time and aren't dead inside yet.>> ^ForgedReality:

Seems like something they do often for tourists...

oh, so they're mormons.>> ^Grimm:

Or maybe just for people who like to have a good time and aren't dead inside yet.>> ^ForgedReality:
Seems like something they do often for tourists...

>> ^Grimm:

Or maybe just for people who like to have a good time and aren't dead inside yet.>> ^ForgedReality:
Seems like something they do often for tourists...



Or maybe you shouldn't have taken it that way. I just meant it seems like something they rehearse and do often, not just some spur of the moment thing like the title of this video makes it seem. I just said tourists because they would be less likely to recognize the routine.

And not a single fuck was given that day.

>> ^ForgedReality:

>> ^Grimm:
Or maybe just for people who like to have a good time and aren't dead inside yet.>> ^ForgedReality:
Seems like something they do often for tourists...


Or maybe you shouldn't have taken it that way. I just meant it seems like something they rehearse and do often, not just some spur of the moment thing like the title of this video makes it seem. I just said tourists because they would be less likely to recognize the routine.


Also.. that mentality doesn't work so well when it's between innings at the Tampa Bay Rays. That's generally broadcast nationally. And there'd likely be more of these videos if that were the case.

Ah yes, buffing the banana.

>> ^Shepppard:
>> ^ForgedReality:
>> ^Grimm:
Or maybe just for people who like to have a good time and aren't dead inside yet.>> ^ForgedReality:
Seems like something they do often for tourists...


Or maybe you shouldn't have taken it that way. I just meant it seems like something they rehearse and do often, not just some spur of the moment thing like the title of this video makes it seem. I just said tourists because they would be less likely to recognize the routine.

Also.. that mentality doesn't work so well when it's between innings at the Tampa Bay Rays. That's generally broadcast nationally. And there'd likely be more of these videos if that were the case.

FFS, This is clearly an act. There ARE other videos of this same act, It takes less clicks of the mouse to find them then it did to type a rebuke of the idea that this is staged entertainment (and it was entertaining). The only thing "dead inside" here is some peoples ability to see the obvious.

Never said it wasn't an act...I just said that there was no reason to assume this was for the "tourists". Maybe "tourists" wasn't meant in a negative way but I don't know of too many major league baseball times that skew entertainment towards "tourists"....it's usually for the fans. The fact that it may or may not have been an act makes very little difference in the entertainment value.
>> ^csnel3:

FFS, This is clearly an act. There ARE other videos of this same act, It takes less clicks of the mouse to find them then it did to type a rebuke of the idea that this is staged entertainment (and it was entertaining). The only thing "dead inside" here is some peoples ability to see the obvious.

"like a boss"? "not a single fuck was given"? Come on, those trickle-down net colloquialisms don't even apply.

My impression was that a most un-boss like major fuck was given. I simply cannot vote up this lack of administrative capability and extreme fuck generosity.

>> ^rottenseed:

"like a boss"? "not a single fuck was given"? Come on, those trickle-down net colloquialisms don't even apply.


You look at the security guards face at 0:54, and you tell me if he gives a fuck.

no, no sir, he does not.

did he fried

not what happenstance >> ^vaire2ube:

did he fried

>> ^Shepppard:

>> ^rottenseed:
"like a boss"? "not a single fuck was given"? Come on, those trickle-down net colloquialisms don't even apply.

You look at the security guards face at 0:54, and you tell me if he gives a fuck.
no, no sir, he does not.

Well it's obviously "Giving a fuck - like a boss". Because Yes he is doing what he's doing like a boss. But no, he is indeed giving at least one fuck otherwise he would just stand there and let the banana have his fuck all the way - like a banana.