Relax everybody, I'm sure it's totally safe for all those people to be there watching chunks of planet earth being hurled towards them.

That rocks!

"Man I wish I were also standing on that ridge"

The one with all the crater marks on and around it? Yeah, I wish I was there too...

The volcano is hurling these rocks hundreds of feet away from it. Clearly the safest place to be standing is right next to the mouth...

hmm, I didn't initially notice the craters behind them... Man can you imagine the view though? It would be incredible to see that from so close

>> ^robbersdog49:

"Man I wish I were also standing on that ridge"
The one with all the crater marks on and around it? Yeah, I wish I was there too...

Clearly this is footage from Michael bays new movie.

If you can dodge a rock, you can dodge a ball!

I don't mean to be a spelling nazi but I had to LOL at my mental image of Edwin Moses leaping over flying rocks and balls of lava.>> ^Hybrid:

Relax everybody, I'm sure it's totally safe for all those people to be there watching chunks of planet earth being hurdled towards them.

ha, fixed!>> ^nanrod:

I don't mean to be a spelling nazi but I had to LOL at my mental image of Edwin Moses leaping over flying rocks and balls of lava.>> ^Hybrid:
Relax everybody, I'm sure it's totally safe for all those people to be there watching chunks of planet earth being hurdled towards them.

"Didn't you say it was safe to be standing here?"

"Yeah! It's totally saf-."

"Oh shit, John just got taken out by that big ass boulder!"

Eyjafjallajökull? Try and say that one 3 times fast.

> Eyjafjallajökull? Try and say that one 3 times fast.

You just break it into syllables
Eyja!!!!fjall(ing)(rocks)ajö!!!(my sk)kull

Looks like my ass after tacobell night, only without sound.

Jesus can hurl boulders much farther with his telekinetic powers... and when it is all over, he'll convert the water in your canteen into wine so you can get shitfaced. It makes this whole volcano thing look like child's play.

Dang… I was planning on hiking up there this summer but of course the bloody eruption stopped before I had the chance to go. I think the total and utter destruction of Icelandic agriculture (by covering our most fertile farmlands with ash) would have been well worth the trip.

>> ^lv_hunter:

Clearly this is footage from Michael bays new movie.


No, it isn't in slow motion and there isn't a person running straight at the camera holding some hot chick's hand.

Volcano scoring system: 5 points for each tourist successfully squished, 15 points for a scientist, and 50 points for any aerial surveilance vehicles taken down.

>> ^deathcow:

> Eyjafjallajökull? Try and say that one 3 times fast.
You just break it into syllables
Eyja!!!!fjall(ing)(rocks)ajö!!!(my sk)kull


Translated roughly into English: "Gonna skull-fuck you in the eye-hole."