Freakin' amazing title, tags and description. I doff my hat to you, sir.

God, I'm so epically mediocre.

Updated with the perfect soundtrack.

*findthumb

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Reshoot it with a cat playing the drums and Ron Paul chilling on the recliner and you'll nail 300 votes.

*lmfahs

I'm troubled - I didn't think I'd be picturing mg/KA without like an M16 slung on his shoulder or something. Upvote anyway.

Seeing as how this rising star video is destined for the top 15, I'm hitching it to the *woohoo channel for various reasons.

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*Bravo, I say! Bravo!

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This is the pinnacle of your your existence. I don't see how you could ever top a feat such as this.

LOL, I reloaded this video and saw the "Bravo" channel added while listening to this: http://www.videosift.com/video/World-of-Warcraft-is-serious-business

And just laaaaughed...

Watch both at the same time. It's as if you're being coached on eating a sandwich.

But now everything else in your life is gonna suck in comparison... marriage, first born child, the discovery of the function of the male nipple... it's all... meaningless...

Now, if it'd been 2 MREs (Meals Rejected by Ethiopians) in 2 minutes, I'd have been impressed. Those cracker things are impossible to chow down without water, lol.

There have been many mediocre epics on the sift, but this is by far the mediocre'est. I congratulate you sir, on a fine job with that sandwich. Many before have tried and failed, but this was carried out in a fashion only the US military could have trained you in.

You could run for president with such an amazing feat - you fed the hungry - Jesus did that, you're the modern-day Jesus! Think about that.

welllllllll done! parody at it's finest. Even the subtleties of a misappropriated "woohoo" channel.

Well done, MG. Sandwich eating at its finest!

Still *REM from the corps...wait'll all yer chair-warming catches up to your metabolism there, camp Lejeune....welcome home, Marine!!!

*relentless eating machine

Oh my god. I just came to a major epiphany... People are going to see this and think its me....... God I'm fucked. Now people are going to think IM this mediocre, and I worked hard to rise above mediocrity. Now I'm slightly above mediocre. All thats ruined now, thanks to you.

Does anyone know if theres a way to "un-twin" yourself?

Oh yeah... Did anyone else see him check his watch to make sure he was on schedule? Classic.

Copied comment from Thylan on source video of parody; that shows how truly mediocre that video was.

"A few related sifts, which i havent watched yet, but indicate the mediocrity already mentioned:

Nose:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Michel-Gondry-solves-a-mini-Rubiks-cube-with-his-nose
Feet:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Solving-Rubiks-Cube-with-Feet
Two at once:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Solving-Two-Rubiks-Cubes-at-the-Same-Time

And from this sifts related we have:
HowTo:
http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-solve-a-Rubiks-Cube-1
Automated:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Automated-LEGO-Rubiks-cube-solver
Computer solving one:
http://www.videosift.com/video/CV-Rubik-Computer-sees-Rubiks-cube-and-solves-it"

Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.

Hey - it's not plagiarism if I cite my sources!

>> ^Krupo:
I'm troubled - I didn't think I'd be picturing mg/KA without like an M16 slung on his shoulder or something. Upvote anyway.


Does this make you feel better? That's a chrome-plated AK-47. But if it's really the M16 you need, here ya go.

You may now sleep at night.

no way man, here's my favorite plated tool....
http://www.gunblast.com/images/SHOT2004/Day2/DSC02563.jpg

45 calibre, and pretty as hell!!

That sure is a thing of beauty.

Did you ever eat fifty eggs?

as i said on the youtube comments, Play the drums while eating the sandwich and then we can talk.

YDJ - I think you miss the point of the video. It was mocking the other guy that though his mediocrity was awesome. There's nothing more mediocre than eating a sandwich.

It could have been more mediocre, it could have been a ham sandwich.

betcha can't beat yer time 3 trys inna row????

Hahah - is that a proposition?

MG: sorry I thought my <sarcasm> tag was on...

I maed u a sanwich...


but marinegunrock eated it.

Much better, thank you.

>> ^MarineGunrock:
>> ^Krupo:
I'm troubled - I didn't think I'd be picturing mg/KA without like an M16 slung on his shoulder or something. Upvote anyway.

Does this make you feel better? That's a chrome-plated AK-47. But if it's really the M16 you need, here ya go.
You may now sleep at night.

this video and thread are a fuckin riot !
way to go MGR !
WTF? Did joedirt not get the joke? someone please send him a sense of humor!

So does this mean there'll be more 2 minute challenges?

If by the third try, after you beat your time twice, you can do it in under a minute???
Three months charter paid by me.
*shake

Amazing! Spectacular! Stupendous! You are my hero, Marine Gunrock. Hope to see more 2 minute feats in the future. Love the shirt!

>>Love the shirt!

Hehe. Yeah. When I read that I just hear a terrible, fake Vietnamese non-accent saying, "Rambo... You not expendable."

"Not even dental records can help you now."

Hahaha... awesome.

As a side note, anyone who has been a marine can attest to the whole platoon taking just a few minutes from the first guy entering to the last guy leaving the chow hall (2 minutes was our platoon's record in basic). And yeah, we ate too. We just didn't chew, that's a waste of time. Not having a BM for many days was also normal... lol.

hmmm...I should post all those clips of me hookin up with women I've collected via my hidden camera. Those are all under 2 minutes too...

...and that's for the entire collection.

That's not hard to do when the number is 0.

Hey rottenseed, I think its time for a new avatar already. See^? According to MGR you are in fact, a douche.

oooooooooooooh yea...it's hard to find your average time when you can't divide by zero

Nice.
How long did it take to get it out again?

reminds me of this

Why doesn't this have the * gay tag?

*meme

upvote for chewing with your mouth closed

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I'm gonna copy+paste schmawys *meme. More people should do things in under 2 minutes. I have some ideas, but the sift won't allow them... >_>

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*promote

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This is always the perfect cure-all to Sift drama.

fucking tour de force of culinary expediency

Oh those crazy *meme *teens.

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What teen? I'm 23!

I was awaiting that response.

The meme was in response to one, though.

I would not wear that getup anywhere around William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy.

*nochannel
*Parody

*Comedy
*Meme

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Awww man... Ya know, I had successfully repressed this whole incident in my memory for over three years. Now I gotta excise that ginger out of my mind all over again!

>> ^deathcow:

promote

*music

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