Talk about a self-cock-blocker.

Thats one hot ass!

With endorsements (or puns) like that, how can it *not* make it out of the queue?

Smooth

I need a star already so I can start voting stuff down.

char, well submit a video then you got 4 more to go.

It didn't look so real to me.

I always like to give the benefit of the doubt to this kind of videos, but this one didn't convince me.

Even if it's fake it's still a little funny, but if I knew (or at least thought) that it is 100% real I would've found it funnier.

Some things that didn't look natural to me:

-The way she slides the apparently empty frying pan to the next burner for no obvious reason other than that of the aftermath.

-Besides the frying pan being seemingly empty, there's no food nearby right next to the range on the counter closest to the burner being used to assume that she was about to cook something. If she had just finished cooking, why would she be just standing there, staring at the frying pan w/o doing anything in the beginning anyway?

-The initial dialogue doesn't sound sincere to me either(i.e "You are so bad, you know?" "Hello" *rolls eyes* )

-The camera is put down on an angle, which I think was to give it a feel of realism. I think they tried too hard because it would've made more sense to have it flat on the counter by removing any object that would tilt it like that. Maybe it was to have a better picture of the scene, but how would you know what angle to use unless you had tested it first?

-Most importantly would anyone really do this on a range? I know I like to clear a surface, preferably as even as possible to do this as an act of consideration for the other person's comfort, and a range is not an even surface. The end of the counter to the left of the range would've been my personal choice here.

But who knows, maybe there really are idiots like this.

wow, you really thought alot about this, didnt you.

Hahaha, yes I did.

But to tell you the truth I didn't realize a lot of this the first time I saw it. I just felt something was off and that's when I went more into it to see what made me feel this wasn't real. The more I looked into it the more things I found, and I didn't even state 'em all lol.

That's funny stuff, right there. I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! haha. He thought he was getting some, he got some of her i'm pissed off and you ain't getting any for burning my ass.

1. she seems to scream before she's set down (might just be the sync on the video)
2. there is no smoke or other indication that the burner is on. (see vlac's comments)
3. there are no char marks on her arse, at least, that i can see.

Smoke is not necessarily needed on all burners, but the other points are quite valid. I just thought it was funny, whether or not it's staged (which it very likely is).

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