Crazy cyclists on NYC 3-way street

bareboards2says...

I upvoted for the U turn. You gotta watch the U turn.

I spent the summer in Manhattan a couple of years ago. A takeout restaurant guy got killed on the corner where I lived. Trying to make extra tips by being fast.

The sidewalk was covered with flowers for days.

Porksandwichsays...

Is there any point at which this intersection allows one type of traffic to go while the others must stop? It seems like all 3 types of traffic are in the intersection at the same time all the time.

That'd drive me slowly insane no matter what type of traffic I was.

skinnydaddy1says...

The base score. Pedestrians are 10 points.

Bicycles +25 points. In spandex +30 points. Hipster on a bicycles +100 points and several free rounds of drinks at the local bar.

Babies: triple score

Crippled babies: quadruple score

Toddlers: double score

Chavs(England)/Wiggers(U.S.A): +5 points, additional +3 for each piece of sterotypical clothing.

Old People: double score (Zimmer frame +10, Wheelchair +8, Flat cap and/or pipe +12, Generally funny-looking +10)

Clowns: +8 points, additional +3 for unicycle.

Mimes: +26 points

Hikers: double score

People who don't look before they cross: +5 points

People who can't tell the difference between a road and a footpath: +7 points

Roadworkers: +5 points for each man 'supervising', +20 points for the one man actually working.

Walking a pet: +1 point

French-speaking: +5 points

Non-natively French-speaking: additional +10 points

Looks like Scott Bakula: +5 points

Is Scott Bakula: +60 points and a pat on the back

Wearing bright/clashing colours: +5 points

Carrying shopping bags: +N points, where N is the number of meters the bags travelled.

MaxWildersays...

>> ^skinnydaddy1:
Looks like Scott Bakula: +5 points
Is Scott Bakula: +60 points and a pat on the back


WTF? Scott Bakula is cool! He was in Quantum Leap and a Star Trek series AND Chuck! Did he do something douchey that I didn't hear about?

Now you meant Scott Baio, I would agree.

oritteroposays...

Don't you have bicycle couriers in your city? An 80kg cyclist with no regard for public safety traveling at 45km/h is actually very likely to strike and kill pedestrians, and this certainly does happen where I live... although cars are still a bigger threat.>> ^drk421:

I bet all the deaths are from car drivers hitting bicyclists or pedestrians. I don't think a bicyclist killing a pedestrian or another bicyclist is very common.

rottenseedsays...

>> ^mxxcon:

>> ^rottenseed:
My theory is correct...NY is full of a bunch of cunts

NYC's theory is correct...You are full of shit


Here, I'm every cunt from NY: "The people here are so fake. In New York people are more 'real'".

My interpretation: Everybody in NY are a bunch of loud mouthed cunts.

Don't get me started on how sick I am hearing about their dumb pizzas...

mxxconsays...

>> ^rottenseed:

>> ^mxxcon:
>> ^rottenseed:
My theory is correct...NY is full of a bunch of cunts

NYC's theory is correct...You are full of shit

Here, I'm every cunt from NY: "The people here are so fake. In New York people are more 'real'".
My interpretation: Everybody in NY are a bunch of loud mouthed cunts.
Don't get me started on how sick I am hearing about their dumb pizzas...
got a little pizza envy eh?


don't tell me you doublestack it and eat it w/ a fork?

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