Easily, the laugh of the morning. *promote this whore.

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guys who can shoot a golf ball or hit a golf ball are not great men.

Schwarzenegger a great man? yeah no.

Stop putting them on a pedestal.

Voodoo, by any chance do you drive a Mercury Tracer?

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dude have you EVER worked as hard as those guys at anything in your life?
aside from the fortune and fame these guys have dedicated their lives to achieving greatness. I don't know about Tiger Woods, but Arnold sure has many books written about him.
well I guess haters are gonna hate.

Strawman argument. I never said they didn't work hard.

When it comes right down to it, they are no better than you and I. If anything, those of us who are married, but never cheated are better people than them.

Again, stop putting them on a fucking pedestal and stop it with the childish hero worship.

this guy speaks many many truths

Jesus... He's a comedian. You got that right?

no one placed any of these guys on a pedestal. Thinking some guy is great doesn't mean I'm going to worship him.

just cause he cheated doesn't equate him to zero. (Or half of his estate)

who cares if he fucked up in the private affairs of his life. not really my problem

boy you're really good with the strawmen aren't you?

never said they were zeros.

AMAZING routine. He takes it from straight-up controversy, to making a good point, and back again about three times before wrapping it up.

Humour. You don't get it. No really...

I think he's referring to what they accomplished, not them as people.

For example, Hilter was a great man in what he accomplished, but not what he actually did.

to be a great man it matters what one does off the playing field (Muhammed Ali) . Trying hard and being skillful at something are not qualifications for greatness, just as receiving a large divorce settlement does not make a woman a "whore". That's to say nothing of the super inflated pay packets that are routinely handed out to top sports people. Sounds like a bitter misogynist.

If you sleep with someone solely for their money, then that technically does make you a whore. Granted, we don't know the motivations of women who get involved with rich men and then break off the relationship with a hefty sum of money in pocket, but to pretend that there aren't gold-diggers out there (male or female) is silly.

Too many over intellectualising comments. Jeez, the guys a comedian, you either find his observations amusing, or you don't. Simple as that.

simplistic, crass, misogynistic and bitter are not funny to me.

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misogynistic? not even. frustration with a male perspective doesn't make you misogynistic.

Truly awesome. From a man whose seen many of his friends hit rock bottom from their gold digging ex's thank you Mr. Burr.

It's funny because of its truth.

The thing is, the day you get married, you give half of what own to your lovely wife. OK, the details may vary by state (community property, separate property, blablabla), but it's basically like that. And that's why they invented pre-nup agreements. Welcome to the world, people.

And guys, you can marry a rich whore too, it works both ways!

calling women "whores" because you don't like their actions = misogynistic. Perhaps infidelity might have something to do with the divorce, huh guys!? From a balanced perspective that is.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/kobe-bryant-wife-cancel-divorce-facebook-article-1.1238904
Is Kobe's wife still a "whore"?

I disagree.
Calling a woman a whore and calling women whores are two separate things. Just because you have an opinion about 1 person (who happens to be a woman) doesn't mean you use that same opinion for all women.

I have no idea why there is so much sensitivity around this. new wave McCarthyism ?

He's a master at this-Truly, one of the funniest stand-up comedians of all time.

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