I love that twist! Copenhagen Interpretation is so interesting!

Wikipedia says its Verschränkung. Entanglement is very, very interesting.

enjoyable keep em coming

NERDGASM

Two atoms walk out of a bar. One turns to other and says, "Wait, we have to go back. I left one of my electrons on the stool." The other says, "Are you sure?" He says, "Yeah, I'm positive."

This is *geek comedy at it's finest!

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A chicken farmer finds his chickens keep dying mysteriously. He goes and hires a Veterinarian. After a week, the vet comes back and says "I can't really help you, but you should contact my friend the Biologist, he might be able to help."
So the farmer calls the Biologist and after another week, he comes back saying "I'm sorry, I don't have a solution, but if you call my friend the Physicist, he could probably help you out."
So the farmer calls the Physicist, waits a week, then another and another, and finally the Physicist calls him back and says "Good news! I have a solution for you, but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum."

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A university asks several departments to come up with a way to prove all odd numbers are prime.
The Math department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, the rest is proven through Induction."
The Physics department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is prime and so on..."
The Computer Science department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime...."

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I could go on, but the amount of funny per joke decreases exponentially over time...

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

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An electron gets pulled over for speeding. The policeman walks up to the car and says, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" The electron replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!"

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(e^x) is walking down the street, when he runs into (7), who has a crazed, fearful look in her eye. "(e^x)!" screams (7), "You have to run! All the numbers are running. A differential is coming... we'll all be turned to nothing!" (e^x) barely responds, "Pff, baby, I'm (e^x), differentials don't change me, I'm my own derivative." (7) keeps running. More numbers pass by urging (e^x) to flee. He pays no mind. Suddenly, the differential turns the corner. With a smirk on his face, (e^x) is ready for it. But No! His face turns to horror. Standing before him is (d/dz)!

A Logic Gate comes home late from work one night with his wife standing furiously at the door with a pair of ladies underwear, he exclaims, "Honey I swear I don't know where those came from!", she quickly replies, "Don't lie to me! I saw your Truth Table!".

A binary 0 is looking down to the long drop below, contemplating on jumping, when a 1 comes rushing up and screams, "You don't have to do this, we can find a way to make it work!", though the 0 had made up his mind, "I'm always going to be nothing but a zero to you! This is the only way out!", with one last look back, he plunged off the ledge in to a NOT gate...

Digital Circuits wasn't always the most interesting lecture, we had more but I can't remember, I'm sure they were all equally terrible.

http://xkcd.com/435/

xkcd is good stuff if you've never been

Did anyone else think that this guy had a strange Adam Savage quality? With that exuberance you can make anything exponentially funnier

Bumper sticker of the day:

http://www.cafepress.com/+blue_shifted_bumper_sticker,15018954

>> ^Ornthoron:
Bumper sticker of the day:
http://www.cafepress.com/+blue_shifted_bumper_sticker,15018954

WTF is that blue shi(f)t?

There is so much nerdly goodness here it's hard to wrap your head around.
*quality

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

The jokes arent funny, but the geeky prof having a ball is

If there is ever a movie staring a "mouseman", This Is The Guy!!

>> ^demon_ix:

A university asks several departments to come up with a way to prove all odd numbers are prime.
The Math department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, the rest is proven through Induction."
The Physics department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is prime and so on..."
The Computer Science department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime...."

I'm not trying to be a dick, but 1 is rarely ever prime...2 is though.

An English student is writing a dissertation on the book "Life of Pi" (which is great and you should all read) and wants to write about the mathematical symbolism in the book. However, he does not know much about pi, so he decides to ask his friend in the math department what pi is. The mathematician replies, "Pi is an irrational number exactly equal to the circumference of any circle divided by its diameter. It equals 3.141593 to 6 decimal places." This is too complicated for the English major, so he goes to a physicist. The physicist tells him, "Pi is this number that is 3.14 to two decimal places and is about 22/7. It is useful for calculating volumes of spheres, areas of circles and so on." This is still a bit much, so looking for one final opinion, the English student goes to see an engineer. "What's pi?" he asks. "Oh," replies the engineer, "it's about 3. We call it 10 to be safe."

Golf clap for the neutrino joke

To be honest i think this routine is a bit beyond my nerd level.

I'd wager this guy gets a lot of Newtonian apples after class.

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I heard a couple of these from my butler Wadsworth at my villa in Megaton, just before I shot him.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here". The mushroom replies "Why not I'm a fun guy"