His next project was the Golden Goose, but he never made any money from it.

For an encore he plays Leia's Theme on his jockstrap.

Also known as the "Gene Pool of Stupid".

That's 'cause droids don't pull people carrier's doors out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.

There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man... We're all gonna die.

And by the time she was finished, she went back indoors with one more frosted hoop that she started with

I would love to wake up next to Beyonce's sleepy kitty, but she already has Jay-Zzzzzzzzz...

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

I know what you're thinking — "Did he kick me six times or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being as this is a size 14 Magnum, the most powerful footwear in the world and would kick your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Doesn't take much to make that pussy dribble.

So that's why there were so many two headed creatures in the Mos Eisley cantina.

So if the sheep gets sick, do they need to call a tree surgeon or a vet?

I remember when Tarantino's dialogue was mercurial, sharp and witty, but in this film it's utterly turgid - I switched off after about 45 minutes of seemingly interminable boredom. And what about that opening scene? Could it be any more of a blatant cut-and-paste of Angel Eyes' 'farm visit' in "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"?

"Slimy? Mudhole? My Home This Is"

Old Chinese proverb: A thief needs a purse like a Chinaman needs a bicycle.