I'm really glad it had those subtitles. Otherwise I wouldn't have been able to understand.

Swedish chef?

Dey tuk er jerbs!

I gotta ask, how on earth do you find these videos?! This one was well off most people's radar I bet.

You should see this guys toilet.

Only an old guy would do something this complicated.

>> ^Lendl:
Swedish chef?


Haha I clicked the swedish chef link and the music turned on just as he was driving in. The laugh track was perfect.

Hmm. This dude can park his car in a "garage" with 1 inch clearance on either side of the vehicle, yet every day I see people who park diagonally across 2 spaces in perpendicular parking, directly on top of the line in angle parking, or 3-4 feet from the curb in parallel parking.

/sigh

ah! For all that are interested I proudly present:

Got to put the bike outside, or else i can't drive inside
My car is 1,49 meters (4 feet and 10.6614173228347 inches )
1,49 is the width of my car
The garage is 1,55 wide
That means I have 6 cm left. 3 cm on each side.
I put up this sponge(?) so I won't crash into the wall
because I have so little space, that is why I did it.
I can't drive against the wall can I?
That is why I put it there, and on the other side
I'm going to put the car inside.
---parking the car---
Now I just have to open this door to open the door of the car.
Now I just drive backwards and I can get out.
Turn off the engine, and get out.
Push the car forwards, and I'm inside.
Close the car door, than the other door.
And then I put two chairs in front of it.
Just put two chairs in front of it and my house is all cleaned up.
Look at it!
Voila!

That whole thing with opening the door is too complicated. He needs to go all Duke Boys on that mother.

If he gets a girlfriend they'll have to switch to motorcycles.

I think he needs to seriously consider street parking.

Why?

Reminds me of the extended version of Blues Brothers where Elwood parks the Bluesmobile... he parks in a tight garage which is surrounded by a bunch of electrical boxes... supposedly explains why the car has supernatural abilities.

I know people who would have a hard time parking their motorbike in there.

>> ^alizarin:
If he gets a girlfriend they'll have to switch to motorcycles.
If he had a girlfriend, he'd never have to leave the house!

And when my house catches on fire, I will simply move the two chairs, open the house door, move my car a bit, open the car door, get inside, move the car a bit more as I close the car door, close my house door as I'm sliding backward through my tiny garage, and it's off to safety!

What's all that jibba jabba?

>> ^Grimm:
What's all that jibba jabba?


It's Belgian, which is basically Dutch weirdly spoken.

@thinker,
I doubt that's the only door to his house

His neighbor had this to say:

"Mi Mimi mimi mi MI mi mi mi MI Mi mimi mi!"

"and when I leave the house there's a significant chance my arm will be ripped away from my body! Voila!"

>> ^ReverendTed:
>> ^alizarin:
If he gets a girlfriend they'll have to switch to motorcycles.
If he had a girlfriend, he'd never have to leave the house!

If he had a girlfriend, he'd never want to come home!

>> ^rottenseed:
>> ^ReverendTed:
>> ^alizarin:
If he gets a girlfriend they'll have to switch to motorcycles.
If he had a girlfriend, he'd never have to leave the house!

If he had a girlfriend, he'd never want to come home!
A common misconception - that's only true after you purchase the Wedding Band add-on pack for Girlfriend Hero.

Some love for my alternate version?
http://www.videosift.com/video/Belgian-man-has-smallest-garage-imaginable