Can't - stop - watching - trainwreck!

Star Wars kid's older, slimmer brother?

Napoleon Dynamite of the woods

*actionpack to the max

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Crab-ups to thunder stand, awesome!

It's true - girls only like guys with great skills.

I dunno, something inside me wants to say fake, but there's an equal half saying it's real. It's the talking to ones self and mumbling that pushes it to real. That guy needs some friends, it looks like he's living in his own mind right now.

I hope it's fake, but there's something telling me, this kid needs some friends. =(

He's obviously a prize fighter in training.

He must have been home-schooled in Ninja.







Did he even watch this?

Right now there are a hundred star wars kid vs nerdy ninja dude mashups in production. Followed by the dramatic prairie dog. I can hear the lightsabers swooshing now! Cue the lawyers and therapists!

What amazes me is not that this shit exists, but that it's made it online. Upvote for making me feel better about myself!

He needs a sammich.

all in a days work

What language is he muttering in? Russian?

Give the kid a break.

*quality

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This guy needs to seek out a reputable martial arts establishment and instructor. Seriously.
Seems quite the focused fellow.

The guy looks russian. I could even say its Eastern Europe. I judge from the clothing and his face.

He didn't even master the tuck n' roll.


I mean, seriously, there's only two things to a tuck and roll.. tuck.. and roll..


And he didn't quite grasp the "Tuck" part.

Fools, do you not recognise the disipline of a Stork Ninja Mastah?

Can I hear a *fail?

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