You had me at "flying lawnmower".

Very useful to trim clouds.

The binocular soccer got me folded in four.

The non-wetting plunger (assume a nano molecular hydrophobic surface is the trick) actually makes a lot of sense---no drips when you lift over the edge of the bowl after using...More hygenic?

That's not Parrot powered.

I've seen the flying lawnmower before but I've got to get me one of those horse trot effects thingies for my bike. If I order one do you think it will be delivered by a swallow?

I assume these are for "American" parrots?

The straight-jacket for babies is essential.

#6 uses coconuts to make horse sounds. I would SO mount two European swallows on there as well.

Just picked me up a two-pack of them plungers at Costco. Work as advertised.

OK, so here's the thing:
- Taily wags when your excited, not when you're happy: it reacts to heart rate.
- That's not a flying lawnmower, that's a remote control single-wing model aircraft built to look like a lawnmower. There's a propeller on the front. It cannot cut grass.
- Babywings - ok, call it a straightjacket if you must, but haven't you all heard of swaddling clothes? Like from Jesus in a manger type stories? Yep, swaddling clothes involve tightly wrapping a baby in fabric to restrict their arm movements. Why? Because their poor motor control / skills mean that their arms flail uncontrollably and unsettle the child. Having them wrapped up allows them to relax, and to rest. Yes, this practice has been around for thousands of years.
- That vehicle is parrot *operated*, not parrot powered.
- Binocular soccer was a one-off stunt for a Japanese gameshow, it's not a real thing.

I imagine it wouldn't form seals as well with the bottom for proper pumping though, right?

Throw in a little Hannibal Lecter mask and I've finally got a reason to have children.