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Oh Canada
ForgedReality says...You have fucking WINGS!! Why can't you fly?! Fucking assholes.
Taking their sweet-ass time walking across the road. I would have just hit the gas. they can get the fuck out of the way.
Ryan Reynolds & Huge Jackman Agree To A Truce
ForgedReality says...Huge Jackman?
Making chainsaw noises while cutting cheese
ForgedReality says...WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING IT WITH YOUR BARE FUCKING HANDS!? That shit is gonna mold 10 times faster now, jackass. And it looks like it's already started to dry out due to your barbaric storage method.
But what more can be expected from someone who sprays spittle all over their food?
Maddening culinary abuse. >_<
Most Horrible Busy Commute To Work
ForgedReality says...Seriously. There are way the fuck too many humans.
When your legs don't work like they used to
ForgedReality says...Pretty sure you're pullin' my leg.
Fake. I'm not falling for this one.
"This is Your Brain on Drugs! Any Questions?"
ForgedReality jokingly says...I have a question. Why the fuck did you overcook that poor egg? Nobody's gonna wanna fuckin eat that shit, you goddamn savage. You barbarian. You sick, twisted maniac!
Kids Tell Us if They Hear Grover Cursing - Sesame Street
ForgedReality says...I hear "yes that sounds like an excellent idea" at all speeds, but I can also hear "that's a fuckin excellent idea" if I engage my immaturity switch.
So THIS is how small scale audio sampling works
ForgedReality says...There's a youtuber called RedMeansRecording that does a lot of videos with this OP-1. I've been watching him for years. This is a similar style but a different take.
Unpresidented-Trump Hastily Departs Whitehouse Ending Crisis
ForgedReality says...And has The Onion achieved anything?
That's really giving ammo to Trump. Bad move. Have the pranksters achieved anything for their 1st attempt (the fake NYT edition)? Did they learn anything from it? I guess not...
They could go The Onion route. Far more legitimate and less legally dubious.
Moose walking down the median
ForgedReality jokingly says...Is being Canadian a mental illness? They talk weird.
Just take off the shoe
ForgedReality says...I'm gonna need a second angle.
Sci-Fi Short Film "FTL" presented by DUST
ForgedReality says......That's it?
Backdraft in Queens
ForgedReality says...The UPS Store. Oh shit. Some people ain't getting their stocking stuffers this year.
Gator Crusader Falls in Gator infested pool when rope breaks
ForgedReality says...So *he's* dead...
Family slips on ice!
ForgedReality says...eia?