Sir, Yes, Sir!

I don't know but I been told,
Eskimo p....errrr.....uh.....

Congrats MG

^sorry, did I snipe your sift talk contribution, DFT? Sorry about that. I was just excited to correct my blatant brain fart.

Model A Ford and a tank full of gas,
Mouth full of pus...

yeah, let's never mind that one. But I do have some dirty ones...

Haroot! . . . I think I've got that sound right.

Shine on good buddy!

I think I found a picture of MGR during his tour of duty in the Marines. Wait, is this a roast or are we congratulating him? Meh, either way.

I'm off to bed, as I have another 12 hour day comin', but I look foward to seein' all the crazy and kooky comments y'all will come up with!

Wait, I work 12 hour days every week, and in fact, that's all I ever work...
Does that mean I get to say whatever I want, whenever I want?

Awesome work MG. Keep fighting those nihilists.

Congrats, Gunner. Looks like they finally gave you your own command. What's this world coming to?

Ho Ra! Hit the ground and give me 250! I'm gonna make you earn those point soldier!

Good job, Gunny. I look forward to the grand opening of your T&A channel. Veterans get in free, right?

Another occaision for sandwiches and vaginas - congratulations!

Where in the hell are you from anyway Private, Texas? Holy dog shit! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down!

(grats!)

Congrats!

A marine who trades his gold star for a pink diamond? Am I alone in appreciating the irony?

My god, this place has been FUBAR. (Yeah, that's right. I've seen Saving Private Ryan. That's just how marine I am.)

Gz on the fancy diamond.

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^ and SNAFU'd. Thanks for all your contributions MGR - looking forward to your channel.

Congrats on the new shoulder patch!

9 months of active duty, 5 months as gold 100 & commanders recommendation

I was thinking about a *technology channel. Not all tech is just for geeks, ya know...

Well done, Marine! (uh, why is this in the "Gay" channel? Not that there's anything wrong with that!)

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I think *geek and *technology would have such a huge crossover as to be almost identical.

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I've spanked the gay out of this post. It made me chuckle- but let's not use gay that way, ne?

Congrats, MarineGunrock

This Marine, all messed up from Vietnam, went to the hospital to get checked. Because of the war, his brain was all screwed up, and all he could say was the words to the Marines hymn.

So the doctor asked his name, he replied, "From the halls of Montezuma..."

The doctor decided to remove part of his brain, thinking that would cure it. When the doctor did this, the Marine still said "From the halls of Montezuma..."

The doctor figured he did not remove enough of the brain. So after removing some more, the marine still only said those words.

The doctor, now getting frustrated, decided to take the rest of the brain out. Now the Marine, with no brain, stood up and started singing, "Be all that you can be..."

Worse than having ever been in the shit, being out, or working 12 hr shifts.......is the state you now inhabit-Maine....where-

You can pay for six Big Macs with a personal check-
You see the sun going down and you start looking for your coat-
-More than 1/2 the meat in your freezer is moose-
-You think you're in a traffic jam when you're in the second car at the light.
-You pawned a snow blower instead of a set of golf clubs
The only state besides Rhode Island, where a girls basketball game fills the school gym

I blame MG for scaring the girls away from this site-Cheers, Marine-

Congrats MG! YAY TWO-FIFTY DIAMOND, WTG!!! Looking forward to the new channel addition!

Choggie, you must live in Maine, because it's exactly how you described it.
Than you all for the wonderful comments, and Dag, about the channel thing:
I argue that the crossover is MUCH less than people have made it to be.

For example, I cite these videos:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Solar-Air-Conditioning
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Antikythera-mechanism
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Aquaduct-pedal-powered-water-filtering-vehicle
http://www.videosift.com/video/Computerized-model-of-how-a-Gatling-gun-works
http://www.videosift.com/video/Get-tasered-from-100-feet-away

Things like that get slapped with "geek" even though it really is more of a plain "tech" thing.


I think Rembar (where the hell IS that guy?) summed it up nicely in this channel.

Nice work MG, didn't take you long at all to climb the ranks. I look forward to your new channel, what-ever that may be. Congrats!

Congrats, MG249 - I mean, MG250+!

Good job, SHN.

*quality

Awarding blankfist with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by dystopianfuturetoday.

WTG Man. I'll punch you in the face later when I eventually see you.

^ do you two ever punch yourselves in the face, out of confusion?

^HAHAHA LMFAHS!