Roast '11: Feelin' Fisky
Be warned, Sifters of Mercy. On Monday we will start the roast of Mr. Fisk.
Yours truly will be the emcee of this hootenanny. So get your thinkin' caps on and your rocks off in preparation for this momentous shindig, because if anybody is not funny, you will be hogtied and sent to the pits of Barbara Bush's underarms for all eternity!
Rules:
1. Learn to take a fucking joke. I don't give a shit where you take it, just don't think you can keep it here just because you're some douchey religious fuck with an ass up your stick. Bring a bag lunch because we will only be giving out peanuts and half a can of Sprite.
2. Don't be courteous. Be mean, be brutal, be misanthropic with a little gleam of hope in your raping eye.
3. Eat plenty of fiber. It's good for your digestive tract.
Mazel tov!
18 Comments
dotdudeMan up NOOBS! This ain't yo mama's Roast!
Some content is NSFW!
Roast I: choggie
Roast II: MycroftHolmz
Roast III: karaidl
Roast IV: MINK
Roast V: dotdude
Roast VI: thesnipe
Roast VII: Doc_M
Roast VIII: Zifnab
Roast IX: Obsidianfire
Roast X: rasch187
Roast XI: blankfist
Roast XII: NeuralNoise
Roast XIII: kulpims
peggedbeai hate this picture almost as much as i hate your picture.
dystopianfuturetodayYeah, that's one horrifying clown.
ShepppardSorry, but I'm going to have to tap out of this one.
My mom's going in for surgery, so odds of me being on a computer are slim.
Keep me in the loop for the next one, though.
blankfistWho?
rottenseedWell daddy had to pay the rent some how...>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Yeah, that's one horrifying clown.
rottenseed>> ^Shepppard:
Sorry, but I'm going to have to tap out of this one.
My mom's going in for surgery, so odds of me being on a computer are slim.
Keep me in the loop for the next one, though.
How about you give me your password and I'll log in as you...that way somebody will think you can actually be funny.
ps: Hope your mom is ok, I couldn't hear her safe-word with the ball-gag in her mouth
PPS: No really, I hope your mom's surgery goes well.
MrFiskI doubt most of you could roast a chicken, let alone me.
rottenseed>> ^MrFisk:
I doubt most of you could roast a chicken, let alone me.
Blankfist and I rotisseried your mother, does that count?
blankfistI was the one who left the giblets in, too.
berticusYOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS.
xxovercastxxRotisserie is one of those words that always looks like it's spelled wrong.
thinker247Ding ding ding! We have a weiner!
>> ^berticus:
YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS.
thinker247All of you need to calm down and wait until Monday. I haven't even rented the power washer to hose down the Sift after you jizz all over each other. Especially you, Blankfist! And don't think you can bring Ron Paul as your + 1, either.
FusionautYour mom is spelled wrong>> ^xxovercastxx:
Rotisserie is one of those words that always looks like it's spelled wrong.
Fusionaut
dotdudeStudy hard KIDDIES!
http://wtf.videosift.com/talk/Roast-Interview-for-MrFisk
dotdudeRoast XIV now in progress:
http://wtf.videosift.com/talk/It-s-a-motherfucking-Roast-bitches-and-gentlemen
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