Be warned, Sifters of Mercy. On Monday we will start the roast of Mr. Fisk.

Yours truly will be the emcee of this hootenanny. So get your thinkin' caps on and your rocks off in preparation for this momentous shindig, because if anybody is not funny, you will be hogtied and sent to the pits of Barbara Bush's underarms for all eternity!

Rules:

1. Learn to take a fucking joke. I don't give a shit where you take it, just don't think you can keep it here just because you're some douchey religious fuck with an ass up your stick. Bring a bag lunch because we will only be giving out peanuts and half a can of Sprite.

2. Don't be courteous. Be mean, be brutal, be misanthropic with a little gleam of hope in your raping eye.

3. Eat plenty of fiber. It's good for your digestive tract.


Mazel tov!