littledragon_79 says...

To be blunt, leave it on the shelf. There was a reason they decided not to give it a broad theatrical release. Basically I feel like I've been cheated out of 100 min. From the trailer it looks like it would be a decent thriller. Vinnie Jones was the lone bright spot, although he only had like 1 line of dialogue. I thought the idea wasn't bad, but the execution was. I wonder how these actors got sucked into this trainwreck?

It's like Jason Statham and co. in that Uwe Boll movie. I refuse to see it, but I assume Firefox is giving me a sign by only displaying "In the Name of the King: A Dung" in the top bar while viewing it's page on IMDB. OK, back to the meat train.

It was pretty much a let down for me in every way - plot, script, acting, character development, etc. Tons of blood and gore, but bad call (imho) to go with a lot of CGI that ended up looking silly, especially since they tend to really go over the top with the blood - like unbelievable amounts. The ending is...well, pretty much the same as the movie as a whole: terrible. I enjoy horror movies, even cheesy ones, but it's hard to enjoy something so painful to watch. And there you have it.

choggie says...

LYNCH....temperamental director,.. dried up screenwriter? Great review lttledrgn, gonna pass it by till that fateful day-Jones in an interview said the same of his involvement with the project...in so many words-hate to be HIS agent/publicist!

choggie says...

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black with an asshole reference derogatory *cough to African *cough-Americans

....fuck all or eat a rusty sheriff's badge out lovingly

kronosposeidon says...

^Hardly derogatory to anyone, chogs. Just some crude sexual humor, with no race or sexual preference being maligned in any way. All I'm doing is playing along with blankfist's joke. A junior high student could have figured that out.

Funny this accusation of *cough racism is coming from you of all people, you who *cough drops the N bomb regularly.

You should see a doctor if your *cough persists.

Sagemind says...

I've read the Clive Barker Short Story for this one in the Books of Blood.
I am reluctant to see the movie. The story was short so they would have had to add all sorts of crap to make it into a feature film. I have a memory in my head of the story so I'll afraid to ruin it.

The other story of his I enjoyed was Dread - another one I hope they don't turn into a movie - though it could make a good one!

choggie says...

I drop the n-bomb in context whenever I use it black man, an elementary school student could figure out how to operate a nuclear submarine given enough time and stimulus. The racist card is a tired one.

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