I got into a fight with my penis today
Well, I don't have a blog anymore so I thought I would vomit this harrowing tale for all of you here.
I was just sitting in front of the computer, minding my own business, looking for a new dvd burner when all of a sudden my penis starting getting wise with me .. "hey asshole, wtf .. I know you saw that porno banner! Don't even try to tell me you didn't see that shit!" I told my penis no I didn't see the porn but he called me a liar and tried to spit in my face.
At this point, I tried to lift my penis and move it to one side of the room to avoid the argument .. but it was attached to my nuts. Finally, I abused the hell out of it and then took a nap.
Long story short, we're getting along fine now, but I wouldn't be surprised if this happens again tomorrow. I'll be sure to post here when it does.
I was just sitting in front of the computer, minding my own business, looking for a new dvd burner when all of a sudden my penis starting getting wise with me .. "hey asshole, wtf .. I know you saw that porno banner! Don't even try to tell me you didn't see that shit!" I told my penis no I didn't see the porn but he called me a liar and tried to spit in my face.
At this point, I tried to lift my penis and move it to one side of the room to avoid the argument .. but it was attached to my nuts. Finally, I abused the hell out of it and then took a nap.
Long story short, we're getting along fine now, but I wouldn't be surprised if this happens again tomorrow. I'll be sure to post here when it does.
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*parody, I hope
Adding post to channels (Parody) - requested by kulpims.
*win
*terrible *lies
Adding post to channels (Lies, Terrible) - requested by BillOreilly.
Respect the cock.
*comedy
your penis is a joke
Adding post to channels (Comedy) - requested by legacy0100.
*quality anti-trolling!
Awarding burdturgler with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by Ornthoron.
Should they sentence him to death for his crimes, I recommend a public beheading in the town square, like the good ol' days.
burdturgler: Maybe you should get Lorena Bobbit to help you with that.
I know a nice mohel who can teach your cock a lesson it won't ever forget.
*quality
burdturgler has already been awarded a star point for this post - ignoring quality request by blankfist.
>> ^ant:
burdturgler: Maybe you should get Lorena Bobbit to help you with that.
Wow, Lorena Bobbit joke...how 90s of you.
Busy hands are happy hands.
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