Well, I don't have a blog anymore so I thought I would vomit this harrowing tale for all of you here.

I was just sitting in front of the computer, minding my own business, looking for a new dvd burner when all of a sudden my penis starting getting wise with me .. "hey asshole, wtf .. I know you saw that porno banner! Don't even try to tell me you didn't see that shit!" I told my penis no I didn't see the porn but he called me a liar and tried to spit in my face.

At this point, I tried to lift my penis and move it to one side of the room to avoid the argument .. but it was attached to my nuts. Finally, I abused the hell out of it and then took a nap.

Long story short, we're getting along fine now, but I wouldn't be surprised if this happens again tomorrow. I'll be sure to post here when it does.