Failed attempt at the barred practice of siftquisitions

Fjnbk proposed an ad hoc siftquisition of westy by using a poll. Currently over 90% of voters said NO (not counting abstains). Should Fjnbk be hobbled/reprimanded for his backdoor siftquisition?

I'd start a poll, but someone is hogging it.

Post in this thread your thoughts about trying to drum up the pitchforks and torches of yesteryear and what it means when you take up a poll to bitch about a user that 90% of the people say they don't want to ban, but you clearly know best.
burdturgler says...

I don't know how you do math, but I see 34 votes in favor of some form of action being taken against him and 29 against any action being taken (not counting abstains). So maybe you should get hobbled for asking for a hobble of someone who shouldn't get hobbled.

Yes, forever. (2 votes)
Yes, temporarily. (4 votes)
No, but hobble/reprimand him. (28 votes)
No, just drop the matter. (29 votes)
Abstain, because I feel so strongly about my total lack of an opinion. (10 votes)

joedirt says...

Wow, way to fail maths. Some douchebag proposed to ban westy in a poll.... over 90% said, "NO don't ban him, WTF man you are a douchebag". I'll demonstrate how math works.

NO/TOTAL

57/63 = 90.47619%

Go read the poll again because you must not be a native English speaker.

burdturgler says...

>> ^joedirt:
Wow, way to fail maths. Some douchebag proposed to ban westy in a poll.... over 90% said, "NO don't ban him, WTF man you are a douchebag". I'll demonstrate how math works.
NO/TOTAL
57/63 = 90.47619%
Go read the poll again because you must not be a native English speaker.


29 ppl want no action.
34 people want some form of action. That is split up between temp/perm banned, reprimanded or hobbled.
That's what the poll says.

Calling people "douchebag" doesn't change it.

He didn't just "propose that westy be banned". If it was just a yes or no poll there wouldn't be 5 choices.

you+comprehension = 100% fail

joedirt says...

>> ^burdturgler:
He didn't just "propose that westy be banned". If it was just a yes or no poll there wouldn't be 5 choices.
you+comprehension = 100% fail


LOL.. it's not a lot of words, but too many for you.

<B>To Ban... Or Not To Ban... westy</B>

Yes, forever. (2 votes)
Yes, temporarily. (4 votes)
No, but hobble/reprimand him. (28 votes)
No, just drop the matter. (29 votes)
Abstain


Looks like a Yes/No to me and as much as you try and spin it, only 4 other idiots beside you two said yes. I wish I could have a little piece of you rub off on me, but I'm not gay.

burdturgler says...

>> ^joedirt:
>> ^burdturgler:
He didn't just "propose that westy be banned". If it was just a yes or no poll there wouldn't be 5 choices.
you+comprehension = 100% fail

LOL.. it's not a lot of words, but too many for you.

<b>To Ban... Or Not To Ban... westy</b><br> <br> Yes, forever. (2 votes)<br> Yes, temporarily. (4 votes)<br> No, but hobble/reprimand him. (28 votes)<br> No, just drop the matter. (29 votes)<br> Abstain

Looks like a Yes/No to me and as much as you try and spin it, only 4 other idiots beside you two said yes. I wish I could have a little piece of you rub off on me, but I'm not gay.


I would caution you that there are actually other words to the right of "yes" and "no" up there ..
but really .. who can argue with such an intelligent response as yours? I bow to you, Mr. dirt. Well played.
Oh, and the gay thing, on top of the insult to my native English reading ability, the douchebag remarks and calling me an idiot .. bravo. Such an incredible master of logic and wit. You're like a spider weaving webs of words and I, the lost fly, am trapped in your snare.

Amazing.

randomize says...

I think what joedirt means is that since he is ALREADY HOBBLED then those votes for hobbling him are not votes for him to leave. There are 6 votes for him to perma/tempo banned. The votes towards his hobbling count as stays because he would just have his period of hobbling extended.

gwiz665 says...

God fucking dammit, are you serious? The poll is not a siftquisition, which we STILL HAVE btw, just not the shortcut in the side. If you want to have a siftquisiton, you just make it! It is then up to dag whether or not he wants to follow it - LIKE IT WAS BEFORE!

imstellar28 says...

There should (didn't we already agree on this last time around?) be a punishment for a failed siftquisition. You can't go around calling people racists and charging them with false crimes in a civilized society.

Darkhand says...

>> ^imstellar28:
There should (didn't we already agree on this last time around?) be a punishment for a failed siftquisition. You can't go around calling people racists and charging them with false crimes in a civilized society.


Call me crazy but here in Americaland if I get arrested about something and then prove I'm innocent the cop that arrested me, the detective that thought it was me, the prosecutor that prosecuted me, and the judge that sentenced me don't ever suffer.

At most you get some money from the state to recoup your losses, that's it. So I fail to see how punishing someone for their version of the truth helps anyone. No two people view things the same, there shouldn't be any punishment for starting something like this.

In my opinion it should be treated like a murder trial. Once someone has siftquisitioned or poll'd you whatever, you shouldn't be able to have that brought up against you again for a long time.

Fjnbk says...

Umm... I wasn't running a Siftquisition at all. Notice that I expressed no opinion whatsoever on the matter. I just felt that a poll could provide a simpler and faster gauge of public opinion on westy. Hobble me if you want, but I just thought of it as a poll, nothing more.

dag says...

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

Undiscarding. On the one hand this post is pointless flame bait and I can understand the sentiment - on the other, unilateral discards are frowned on unless they are clear violations of the guidelines - so please don't.

Everybody please just chill a bit - posts like this don't help matter at all though.

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