I love you for only posting it as sifttalk. Let's hope this stays out of the queue.

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Wow.

HFSITIATPWTFWTPGMEOSINHTWTHA.

Holy Shit I think I'm About To Puke What The Fuck Was That Please Gouge My Eyes Out So I Never Have To Witness That Horror Again.

AAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!! Hairballs for everyone!

I made it 40 seconds.....

if anyone sifts anything from that friggin' douche, they may very well get my first downvote...

He's also in the upcoming comedy spoof "Meet the Spartans." The trailer I saw in the theater is not online. The closest I found was a recording off a television someone uploaded. It takes a shot at "Transformers."

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5136081321213543420&q=meet+the+spartans&total=243&start=60&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

It's like a car wreck or a really ugly person. You can't help but stare.

When he starts crawling with a really bad wedgy is when I turned away in horror.

There's a brother too . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoy6G0USyWE

am proposing a new one: IJVIMOM = I Just Vomited In My Own Mouth