Good job, bleeder.

What does a snow man bleed? And what other types of bodily fluids are coursing their way through a snow person's anatomy?

I'm scared. Somebody hold me.

Congratulations, BSM! Keep up the good siftin', comrade!

Use your downvote powers for good. Start off by downvoting Siftbot's comments. See what happens.

These celebratory functions are fewer and fewer....GoooooooooooooooBRONZE!!!!

Gold is harder to come by, just like in the real world....
US gold futures finish tad up after near $900/oz
Reuters - U.S. gold futures finished slightly higher after slipping from a record high just shy of$900 an ounce early Wednesday as continued investor buying and strong yadda yadda yadda.....better cash in yer shit tickets for something solid...

By 2010, gold will be worth twice that-that means, every extra $1000 worthless U.S. or Canadian bucks you can get yer mitts on, you should cash it in for the boooool-yon!! Investing in the stock market, is folly, molly......

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A bronze star? Are you serious? You wasted 5 seconds of my precious sift-time for that! This is honesty the most insanely idiotic post I have ever seen, nowhere in your rambling incoherent rantings where you anywhere close to anything to be considered a rational thought. I award you no points, and may the almighty have mercy on your soul.

^I love that movie.

That sounds really familiar. What movie is that from? Oh, and congrats, Bleedingsnowman!

Congrats, bleedingsnowballs.

It's from Billy Madison, when he gives his comparison of "The puppy who lost his way" and industry in America.

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Well, whoop-d-fucking-doo.







Just kidding - love your stuff, dig your name, cool avatar.

Way to go Bronzie!

Now explain that screen name of yours. We're kind of curious . . .

Big gratz Frosty!

Dreamed I was an Eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots 'n around my toe
Frost had bit the ground below
Was a hundred degrees below zero
And my momma cried:
Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo
And my momma cried:
Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )
Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )
Don't be a naughty Eskimo-wo-oh
Save your money: don't go to the show
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
(Booh!)
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
(Booh!)
Well I turned around an' I said:
HO HO
An' the Northern Lites commenced t' glow
An' she said
With a tear in her eye:
WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW
WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO
AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW

maybe it's cause I wasn't congratulated, maybe it's because it's no big deal but come on...

If you really want to impress me, make silver in 2 weeks...I dare ya'