Im sure Inglourious Basterds will receive rave reviews but...

It really wasn't that great a movie.  There were a few well developed characters, some interesting and unique shots, but on the whole the movie was just one long dialoge after another. 

I'll stay away from the end of the movie to avoid spoilers - fyi

The opening scene between a dairy farmer and a nazi inspector lasted somewhere between 15-20 minutes.  15-20 minutes of talking about what the surrounding families are comprised of and what kind people nazis are and what kind of people jews are and on and on and on.  Being the kind of person who is willing to give someone the benefit of the doubt I justified this long dialoge by telling myself, "well there are jews in the other room and this tension IS pretty rough.  It's kind of cool that he's putting the audience through that"

But as the movie dragged on, it was increasingly apparent that this wasn't about "killin nazis" as the ads suguested.  Instead it was more about "discusin' the relationsheps betwen people in strange states ov vindictive mind cause of the war n such"

The first time we meet "The Apache" (Brad Pitt) he discusses their mission details and requires that each of his men present 100 nazi scalps or die trying.  The audience probably actually only sees about 20 scalpings (or dead nazis) which is kind of paultry considering he has roughly 10-15 men in his platoon. 

Now that isn't to say I'm a fan of action films where it's simply blood and guts, but Brad Pitts name is on the marquee as the star of the film and when you're done watching it you realize he's more of a secondary character and the movie really isn't focused on any one person except the "Jew Killer" character who is introduced in the first scene. 

One final criticism, the use of BJ Novak from The Office and Mike Myers detracted from the story overall.  Even when BJ Novak is in the middle of scalping someone all I could think about was "Hey temp go get me some coffee" and I kept wanting Mike Myers to giggle himself off screen.

On a 1-5 scale? It's worth a watch, but only if you're awake enough to buy into all the pretentious conversations and watch at least 5 solid minutes of milk drinking (with accompanying audio)

JJ final verdict: 3.5

Sarzy says...

I think if people are coming out of this movie disappointed (which I'm sure they are), the problem is more with the way that Tarantino has been talking about it and the marketing than with the movie itself. Tarantino has spent years talking Inglourious Basterds up as his "guys on a mission" movie -- and it isn't. At all. The stuff with Brad Pitt and the Basterds doesn't amount to much more than a subplot, and what is there doesn't really resemble stuff like the Dirty Dozen that supposedly inspired QT. And of course the ads have been making it out to be an action movie starring Brad Pitt. Which it isn't.

But once you get past what it isn't, and realize what it is, I think it's actually a really good movie. Certainly leaps and bounds above the mediocre Death Proof, and more in line with his quality stuff like Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction. I thought the opening scene with the Jew Hunter and the dairy farmer was pretty much riveting, and right up there with the best of Tarantino. Once you realize that most of the suspense is going to come from the nuances of the many conversations, and not from overt action, the movie is actually pretty darn good. Or so I thought, at least.

Also, the whole last sequence in the theatre was pretty much awesome.

Sarzy says...

I think that's become such a trite criticism for Tarantino, something that people pull out by default when they want to put the man down because it's easy and so many other people have done it. I mean, Tarantino has certainly said how influenced he was by "man on a mission" films when making Inglouious Basterds, but in the end, does it feel like any "man on a mission" film you've ever seen? What film, in particular, does it seem like he's ripping off here? Or director? Tarantino wears his influences on his sleeve, sure, but he generally ends up using those influences to come up with something fairly unique (with the possible exception of Kill Bill Vol. 1, which was still about a million times better than most of the schlocky kung-fu films that inspired him).

JiggaJonson says...

It may well be that he wears his influences on his sleeve but on the whole they seem a bit capricious. His film is, I will agree with you, unique. But that doesn't salvage it from the un-polished feel and the stilted overused Tarantino movie regularities like the nicknames. Nearly every fucking character in the movie had a little 'what they call him' intro where Samuel L Jackson voiced over background info on this new person the audience was meeting. I'd be impressed if he grew a little as a writer and didnt need to side track the story just to intro a character. As it stands, it's still a so-so movie and his originality was undeniably lacking.

videosiftbannedme says...

Haven't seen the movie yet, but if it's anything like Deathproof, I'll pass. The long ass dialog scenes punctuated by quick vignettes of action quickly grew stale for me. Somewhere he got the ratio backwards; at most a 50/50 mix.

Sarzy says...

Well, agree to disagree I guess -- I liked the introductory interludes, and thought that the film felt fairly original and certainly held my interest the entire time. The performances were definitely above average (important for a film like this), and a lot of Tarantino's dialogue is more interesting and generates more suspense than many other directors' action scenes.

And videosiftbannedme -- I agree about Death Proof. This is a much better film.

dag says...

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I liked it a lot. Definitely not what I was expecting from Tarantino. Loved that most of the movie was not in English, how much of the plot was about language - and that they were forced to cast multiple polyglots for major roles!

dag says...

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Also, for people who didn't like the copious amounts of dialog - I suggest you take a break from first person shooters to help you enjoy the true pleasures of a good movie. It's not about explosions and CGI.

[/grumpy old man]

kymbos says...

Yeah, sorry JiggaJonson - I haven't enjoyed a Tarantino film as much as this since Pulp Fiction. Your major criticism appears to be that there wasn't enough killing in it, which doesn't even warrant a response. "Oh, and they talked all the time! I hate movies that require my conscious thought!" You'd prefer mindless killing, no subplots and constant attention to Brad Pitt? Not the film, nor the director, for you.

I found the plot riveting, fast enough to keep me interested but leisurely enough to explore the characters in some depth. The Jew Hunter's dialogue and performance was simply inspired!

After the disappointment of Death Proof, this is a very welcome return for Tarantino - all plaudits are deserved.

JiggaJonson says...

>> ^kymbos:


well I did say "Now that isn't to say I'm a fan of action films where it's simply blood and guts" and I'm not, I just wanted more character development on who I considered to be the main character. The whole movie bounced around erratically from person to person until you didn't know where the thread that tied it all together was.

The Jew Killer character and the woman who owned the theater would have made better sense as main characters. They are in a way, but again it's hard to pin down who the story is really focused on, this is the lack of polish i describe. I would have much preferred a story that centered on the relationship and revenge plot of those two over tossing the 'Basterds' into the mix. The final product was pretentious.

kymbos says...

So more character development would have been achieved by more scalping? I don't think so. Tarantino's approach of cutting between major characters to tell the story is one he used to great effect in Pulp Fiction, but this time with fewer characters. Their stories intersect and build to the finale. And I believe the thread tying it all together was killing Nazis - specifically Hitler.

Unfortunately, I don't see how your arguments support your final assessment of the film being pretentious, and I tend to agree with Sarzy about trite criticisms and default positions with regard to Tarantino. I really think he is the most ambitious and creative director of the modern era, and I'm so glad to see he hasn't disappeared completely up his own arse.

Having read your take before going to see it last night, I expected hardly any violence and action. I was instead surprised by how much graphic violence and murder there was. I can't guess as to how many deaths would have satisfied you.

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