Enter the seventh and final monster: the dorm girlfriend.

Haha, I am all of these monsters.

lol pretty accurate

I had a ghost one summer semester. When I went to move into the room, he had taken out the other bed and stacked all his shit in its place. I had to get an RA to help me find a bed and move dudes crap. I never saw the fucker the whole semester, but he kept moving his shit on my side. I guess he never saw me too, so he might have assumed I didn't exist either. Then at the end of the first semester all of his stuff disappeared and I had a room to myself for the rest of the summer.

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I went to a university with no "must live in campus housing for 1st year" rule, so I just bought a trailer house with a high school friend. Lived there for 5 years, had all kinds of trailer-trash experiences (I shit you not example: a raccoon burrowed into the subfloor insulation and nicked a hot water pipe with a claw, making the entire area under the trailer into a steambath and rotting out a big section of the wood floor so we had to replace it) but all in all it worked great. Quite glad I avoided the monster roommates.

DILDONG!

I never had to stay in a dorm. If I had to stay in a dorm then there was no way I'd even consider going to college. So, I lived in some apartments in Boston and San Francisco while going to college. That said, all of these monsters still exist, otherwise.

I miss having roommates

Never had to live in a dorm. But I did live in a giant house with a large variety of hippies. Some of the best times of my life were in that house.

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