What's the website for this? A friend of mine wants to know.

>> ^shuac:
What's the website for this? A friend of mine wants to know.


Lol ;}

http://www.kanojotoys.com/shop/tenga-egg-6pack-p-334.html

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

I think the narrator is gaijin.

Jesus.. Asian's have the most advanced methods of sexual self-stimulation.

Did you see the motto? Easy on a cap?

I like it!

How low does your self esteem have to get to buy one?
Not as low as when your mother catches jacking off with an egg...

You still live with your mother?

Funny how it still seems to be that men have to be loathed when they use masturbation toys when for women it's like a rite of passage to adulthood.

Will it make me a sandwich when I'm finished?

>> ^fford:
Will it make me a sandwich when I'm finished?

Nope. But it will supply the mayonnaise.

So, which was used first.. the chicken or the egg?

Damn you, perverted internet rabbit hole!

Ah.., Shut your egg hole

>> ^sillma:
Funny how it still seems to be that men have to be loathed when they use masturbation toys when for women it's like a rite of passage to adulthood.


That's because men are born with two perfect masturbation toys attached to their arms. Buying an additional one is just a waste of money.

Let's *promote this fine product for fame and fortune.

By the way, I'm surprised no one added the corresponding Amazon item yet

Self promoting this video back to the front page; last published Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 8:49am PDT - promote requested by original submitter demon_ix.

It's kinda like an adult Kinda Surprise...

I just had to share another item from their store.

"The Teen's Love Asoko lets you enjoy the unique sensation of a schoolgirl, with none of the jailbait issues. Painstakingly designed inside and out to replicate the tender tightness of a young body's best parts, this is one of the most sought-after onaholes on the market and is highly limited. It's tight, but extremely soft and pliable, meaning that its internal design is complimented by your hand pressure."

Oh just merge the *asian and *wtf channels already!

Invocations (asia, wtf) cannot be called by bcglorf because bcglorf is not privileged - sorry.

NEW Cadbury self-esteem eggs!

Find them in your grocer's closet.

>> ^Drachen_Jager:
I just had to share another item from their store.
"The Teen's Love Asoko lets you enjoy the unique sensation of a schoolgirl, with none of the jailbait issues. Painstakingly designed inside and out to replicate the tender tightness of a young body's best parts, this is one of the most sought-after onaholes on the market and is highly limited. It's tight, but extremely soft and pliable, meaning that its internal design is complimented by your hand pressure."


What the fuck is wrong with them?

>> ^Sarzy:
>> ^sillma:
Funny how it still seems to be that men have to be loathed when they use masturbation toys when for women it's like a rite of passage to adulthood.

That's because men are born with two perfect masturbation toys attached to their arms. Buying an additional one is just a waste of money.


Yeah, but toys are fun! Why use just your hands when there's so much else to stick it in, on, around, under, through and up.

. . . chanto FIT! . . .

They later resell used Tenga Eggs as Cadbury Eggs.

>> ^Stingray:
They later resell used Tenga Eggs as Cadbury Eggs.


oh that's nasty haha

>> ^Stingray:
They later resell used Tenga Eggs as Cadbury Eggs.


So that's how they get the creme in there...

Soo...

any of you people know the website?

How low does your self esteem have to get to buy one?

Not too low when you're stuck in Iraq or Afghanistan.