Octopi are neat!

Octopuses. Or if you want to sound even more pedantic than me you can call them octopodes. I know, I know, I'm a riot at parties.

Not to be confused with Octopussies. That is...something different.

"Like my wife trying to get into her wedding dress"

"Heeeeeeyyyyyy!!!!"

LOL

Best part of the vid right there haha

"What do you know about cephalpods? Nothing right? We are getting our asses kicked by god damned calamari"
Crysis 2, Nathan Gould

YA THE PART WHEN HE MAKE-A DA HAHA AT THE WOMONS? AND. AND. THE JOKE IS BE ON THE WOMON. HUhHUhHUhH-you're vile. +1

I for one welcome our new homotopic overlords!

I believe you have your terminology mixed up. In this case the word woman, or womon or women or waman or wamen or wamon or weman or wemon or wemen or succubus hive queen ticking time bomb baby popper dumpster dumper, is pronounced "cow". In a sentence: "Your wife can't fit into her wedding dress because she's a cow."

You're worried about a cow when they're forcing a cephalopod out a hole the size of a cat? Size of a cat probably sounds familiar. Does it feel that way? The size of the hole.

Sorry, am I wrong? I get some mammals confused. Hairy, fat, overly sensitive chew toys, right?

VILE +9000

Probably more like you trying to get into your prom tux you bruised turd.

Wow. I didn't like the message that you were quoting but damn, you just went and took that to a whole new level didn't you. That was... you should talk to somebody man. Some issues in there.

So these three blonde bridesmaids walk into a plate glass bar window....

You really went all out on that one.

Life without bones right here.

Go on...

I'm a method actor.

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